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September 28, 2022 Porktober 4, Year 75 Mysticality tomorrow

Coldfront KoL developer feedrss June 2022 IOTM: June Cleaver CDMoyer: >.> Petition to reset the /totescarriers [pvp] CDMoyer: >.> Crimbo 2021!! CDMoyer: I think jick fixed a bug. Petition to reset the /totescarriers [pvp] CDMoyer: I vote for The Amazing Mr Toothpaste's idea. Hobopolis capped at 10/boss, Van & Duffel gets Ban & Snuffered CDMoyer: In all honesty, the motivation for changing the way items are selected for the duffel or whatever was not to nerf it or punish people that were doing it. It was because a large number of people were... Today's Featured Article: edit  The Gnomish Gnomads' Camp is located within the Desert Beach, but only those who ascend under certain Zodiac signs are allowed to visit. It is home to some very helpful gnomes and a valued part of the Kingdom with a few post-apocalyptic locales. Fragnk, the Regnaissance Gnome is willing to teach gnomish skills, including the awaregness of a certain part of the body. Gnomes possess an affinity for building sophisticated machinery, and Gnorman, the Supertinker can assemble technological wonders and anachronistic robots for any visitors. Adventurers travel from far and wide to a Gnomish bar for both locally brewed booze and other cheap drinks. After NS13, the gnomes opened up some new areas of their camp, including an endless source of irritation called The Annoy-o-Tron 5000, and Gno-Mart, which sells both South of The Border imports and bottles of different sizes containing acids that dissolve pork elf gems. read more...… Today in KoL History: edit  2009: Happy Experimental Interface Improvement Day! A feature-rich right-click menu has been added for items. Details in CDM's forum post. 2008: The off-by-one error with the Hobopolis tent flap should be fixed now. Sorry 'bout that. 2007: The "zooming out of reach" message from the navel ring should stop displaying at inappropriate times. 2005: A change has been made to the fight code. If you win initiative, you now get an entire normal round of combat for free instead of automatically attacking with your weapon. This allows you to use skills and items on the first round. Also, there are three new shirt designs (non-KoL stuff by the Pretentious Artist) available in the Store of Loathing. 2005: Three new items, the monster bait, deodorant, and reodorant were discovered.

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