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September 20, 2021 Boozember 7, Year 71 2 days until Muscle

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Coldfront KoL developer feedrss Fall 2021 Challenge Path ~ Wildfire CDMoyer: That (... totally meaningless number?) should properly be going up now. (and fixed historically). May 2021 IotM: shortest-order cook --> Shorter-Order Cook CDMoyer: Not a bug. January 2021 IOTM: packaged miniature crystal ball CDMoyer: In that it'll be more obvious that the prediction happens before the banish, so that the banish won't apply, yes. ;) January 2021 IOTM: packaged miniature crystal ball CDMoyer: Ok, to make it more accurate, you will now see your prediction at the beginning of combat, since the prediction doesn't take into account what you do in combat. It's a weird time/space continuum... January 2021 IOTM: packaged miniature crystal ball CDMoyer: Just a heads up, adventuring somewhere and not spending a turn shouldn't reset the prediction. (ie. that's a bug that'll get fixed in the next day or so) so don't fall in love with that trick. ;) Today's Featured Article: edit  Chefstaves are powerful weapons for spell casters, increasing spell damage by as much as 250%, regenerating MP, and doing nifty stuff when you jiggle them! These mystical tools aren't just for anyone - only a well equipped Sauceror, a highly skilled Pastamancer, or an Avatar of Jarlsberg (the Mage of Mages, the Sage of Sages, the Gratuitously Mystical) can channel their powers. Rodoric, the Staffcrafter can craft many chefstaves for Saucerors and Pastamancers, but he doesn't work for free, though - you'll need to provide him with the crafting materials, a snack, and a drink. If you don't want to deal with Rodoric, there's a few other places to get staves. And Jarlsberg didn't trust any staff he didn't craft himself. read more...… Today in KoL History: edit  2006: The /mark chat command now outputs a timestamp when used. (If you are in chat right now, you'll have to /exit and come back in to be able to use the new feature.) 2004: The (count) in the sell stuff dropdown has been moved to after the name of the item, to make it easier to use keyboard shortcuts. The picture of the Hellion has been edited, since it apparently wasn't an ion at all, the way it was pictured. Thanks to Mantaar for noticing this. Also, the Dice have an accessory now. Thanks, Fnord7!

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