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Coldfront KoL developer feedrss May 2021 IotM: shortest-order cook --> Shorter-Order Cook CDMoyer: Not a bug. January 2021 IOTM: packaged miniature crystal ball CDMoyer: In that it'll be more obvious that the prediction happens before the banish, so that the banish won't apply, yes. ;) January 2021 IOTM: packaged miniature crystal ball CDMoyer: Ok, to make it more accurate, you will now see your prediction at the beginning of combat, since the prediction doesn't take into account what you do in combat. It's a weird time/space continuum... January 2021 IOTM: packaged miniature crystal ball CDMoyer: Just a heads up, adventuring somewhere and not spending a turn shouldn't reset the prediction. (ie. that's a bug that'll get fixed in the next day or so) so don't fall in love with that trick. ;) Crimbo 2020 CDMoyer: To be fair, it would have been a day earlier, except there was a math failure. ;) Today's Featured Article: edit  Between learning new skills, buying new equipment, restoring HP and MP, keeping buffs running, and especially splurging on food and booze, being an adventurer is an expensive proposition! Fortunately, there are plenty of money-making opportunities available to citizens of the Kingdom of Loathing. The Cobb's Knob Treasury is always full of Meat, and the goblins are notoriously easy to fool. Those with a "meaty thumb" can harvest the orchids, bushes, and trees sometimes found in a Clan Rumpus Room. Of course, if you're not above that sort of thing, you can just beat up monsters and take their Meat. For more suggestions regarding how to keep your books in the black, check out Basic Farming. read more...… Today in KoL History: edit  2009: The magic in the air is getting magicer, and the aftershocks are coming less frequently but more intensely. Still nothing to worry about. 2008: Richard can now create multiple scarehobos at once. UPDATE SPREE! 2008: Rainbow Gravitation will now gray out (in supported browsers) when you have expended your daily uses of the skill. 2008: Grubs, moths, and ants found while in the form of a bird are now all multi-usable. Additionally, grubs and moths have been marked as HP and MP restorers and can be used from Quick Skills. 2007: You can now have more than 11 custom outfits. 26 more. In a row. 2004: Hippies everywhere! Protestors at Mt. McLargeHuge! The origin of the Yeti Protest Sign!

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