Like Hoofball

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Like Hoofball
Like Hoofball

You're wandering around the curiously frilly outskirts of the Lumberjack Camp when you spy a lone lumberjack sitting all by himself, crying. "What's the matter with you?" You ask, sounding almost as if you care.

"The other lumberjacks won't let me join in the Lumberjack Games, eh?" He says. "They said it's because I drink too much."

"So you're too drunk to play?" You ask.

"No, but my drinking has given me a big, red nose. They say it distracts them." He sniffles.

"Hey, don't worry about those losers. See that Lumberjill over there? She told me she thinks you're the cutest lumberjack of them all," You altruistically lie.

"She does? She thinks I'm cyood? SHE THINKS I'M CYOOOD!" The lumberjack shouts, leaping for joy. You continue on your way, pleased at your underhanded good deed.

You gain 4 Cheek.

Occurs at Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp.


  • The name of this adventure alludes to the song Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Rudolph, obviously had a distracting, big, red nose. There are also additional lyrics, which children sing after lines of the song, and "like Hoofball" is one popular variation. "All of the other reindeer (reindeer) / Used to laugh and call him names (like Dumbo) / They never let poor Rudolph (Rudolph) / Join in any reindeer games (like Hoofball).
  • The last lines are a direct quote from the Christmas special Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer, after Rudolph meets Clarice, a girl reindeer. He says cyood instead of cute because his nose is covered to hid its red shininess.
  • The "curiously frilly outskirts" probably refers to the classic Lumberjack Song by Monty Python.