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{{NeedsSpading|Drop rate of lava balaclava}}

{{battle|text=This conservative politician has evolved resistance to extreme volcanic temperatures in order to tap the voting power of the local fire-lizards and sucker-faced eels. The fact that Loathing doesn't have a democratically-elected government is only one of the problems with that statement.
|hit=He offers to add you to his e-mail list. The very idea makes you cringe in pain.

He rants at you about some political issue or other. You suddenly remember that you're swimming in red-hot lava. {{element|hot}}

He yells for a while about all the problems with the current government, ignoring the more pressing problems of swimming around in molten lava. {{element|hot}}
|miss=He offers to add you to his e-mail list, so you give him the address of someone you don't like very much.

He rants at you about some political issue or other. You sort of stare at him blankly until he stops.

He yells for a while about all the problems with the current government. You wait until he runs out of steam.
|critical=He somehow manages to get a law passed that makes it illegal for you to have that many hit points.
|fumble=He scowls at you, obviously waiting for you to say something, but you aren't sure what he's expecting.
|special=Some of the lava you're swimming in goes between your toes. {{element|hot}}
}}

{{acquire|item=lavawater|chance=15%}}
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{{stat|22.5}}
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Occurs at [[The Bubblin' Caldera]].

==Notes==
*Causes a small to moderate amount for hot damage each round of combat.
*Will convert one piece of [[heat-resistant sheet metal]] to one piece of [[superheated metal]] at the end of combat, if you have [[heat-resistant sheet metal]] in your inventory.
*Once per day, [[heat-resistant sheet metal]] will convert to [[superduperheated metal]] instead of [[superheated metal]].