View source for Knob Goblin poseur

{{battle|type=haiku
|nameHaiku=When couplets go bad<br />there's always someone to blame:<br />[[Knob Goblin poseur]]
|descHaiku=This Knob Goblin teen<br />thinks he's a gangsta poet.<br />In fact, he's neither.
|hit=!
|miss={{haiku|h1=He tries to hit you,|h2=but you bust moves too skillful|h3=for his poser style.}}
{{haiku|h1=He recites some verse|h2=it makes you gag a little|h3=but you're still okay.}}
{{haiku|h1=His recitations|h2=are amusing, to be sure.|h3=But dangerous? Nope.}}
{{haiku|h1=Your foe stands silent,|h2=channeling his gangsta angst,|h3=rockin' the suburbs.}}
{{haiku|h1=He lets the beat drop|h2=Swiftly, you leap out the way.|h3=That was slick, homie.}}
|critical=!
|fumble=!}}

{{meat|Mval=20}}
{{acquire|item=dope gangsta bling-bling|beats=5|chance=10%}}
{{acquire|item=out-of-tune biwa|beats=5|chance=10%}}
{{acquire|item=terrible poem|beats=4|chance=20%}}

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Occurs at [[The Haiku Dungeon]].

==Notes==
* Prior to the Knob Goblin revamp used this image: [[file:gobposeur.gif]]