Difference between revisions of "Knob Goblin Thief"
m (Replaced typewriter quotes and apostrophes with curly ones.) |
|||
| Line 10: | Line 10: | ||
In the Haunted Pantry, you encounter a rogue Knob Goblin stealing food. | In the Haunted Pantry, you encounter a rogue Knob Goblin stealing food. | ||
| − | + | “Hey, man, umm, I’m supposed to be on a diet, and, er, I’d really appreciate it if you didn’t tell anybody I was in here...” | |
He gives you some meat to seal the deal. | He gives you some meat to seal the deal. | ||
| Line 25: | Line 25: | ||
In the Haunted Pantry, you encounter a rogue Knob Goblin stealing food. | In the Haunted Pantry, you encounter a rogue Knob Goblin stealing food. | ||
| − | + | “Hey, you look familiar,” you say. “Aren’t you supposed to be on a diet?” | |
| − | The Knob Goblin looks up, slightly shocked. | + | The Knob Goblin looks up, slightly shocked. “I’m on this new eating plan,” he says, “it’s called the Achtung Diet. I can eat whatever I want, provided I talk with a German accent while I eat.” |
| − | + | “But, you’re not talking with a German accent now,” you say. | |
| − | + | “Ach!” he says. “Do not tell anyone you heard me talking vithout my Cherman accent. Please? I vill get in much trouble, ja?” | |
He gives you some meat to seal the deal. And to deal the seals. | He gives you some meat to seal the deal. And to deal the seals. | ||
Revision as of 00:34, 30 June 2005
Before Ascension:
Knob Goblin Thief
In the Haunted Pantry, you encounter a rogue Knob Goblin stealing food.
“Hey, man, umm, I’m supposed to be on a diet, and, er, I’d really appreciate it if you didn’t tell anybody I was in here...”
He gives you some meat to seal the deal.
You gain 15 Meat.
After Ascension:
In the Haunted Pantry, you encounter a rogue Knob Goblin stealing food.
“Hey, you look familiar,” you say. “Aren’t you supposed to be on a diet?”
The Knob Goblin looks up, slightly shocked. “I’m on this new eating plan,” he says, “it’s called the Achtung Diet. I can eat whatever I want, provided I talk with a German accent while I eat.”
“But, you’re not talking with a German accent now,” you say.
“Ach!” he says. “Do not tell anyone you heard me talking vithout my Cherman accent. Please? I vill get in much trouble, ja?”
He gives you some meat to seal the deal. And to deal the seals.
You gain 15 Meat.
Occurs at The Haunted Pantry.
