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Revision as of 21:46, 3 September 2005
Knob Goblin Thief
Before Ascension:
In the Haunted Pantry, you encounter a rogue Knob Goblin stealing food.
“Hey, man, umm, I’m supposed to be on a diet, and, er, I’d really appreciate it if you didn’t tell anybody I was in here...”
He gives you some meat to seal the deal.
After Ascension:
In the Haunted Pantry, you encounter a rogue Knob Goblin stealing food.
“Hey, you look familiar,” you say. “Aren’t you supposed to be on a diet?”
The Knob Goblin looks up, slightly shocked. “I’m on this new eating plan,” he says, “it’s called the Achtung Diet. I can eat whatever I want, provided I talk with a German accent while I eat.”
“But, you’re not talking with a German accent now,” you say.
“Ach!” he says. “Do not tell anyone you heard me talking vithout my Cherman accent. Please? I vill get in much trouble, ja?”
He gives you some meat to seal the deal. And to deal the seals.
Occurs at The Haunted Pantry.