Knob Goblin Elite Guard Captain
| Knob Goblin Elite Guard Captain | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 263 |
| Locations | Cobb's Knob Barracks (While Lucky!) |
| Hit Points | 35 |
| Attack | 30 |
| Defense | 27 |
| No-Hit | 40 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | 240-360 |
| Phylum | goblin |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Knob Goblin Elite Guard CaptainThis is one of the senior officers of the Knob Goblin Elite Guard. It's rare to find one of these guys actually out and about in the Knob -- they're usually holed up in the War Room, plotting world domination.
Anyway, this one must've come up to the kitchen to get a snack.
Hit Message(s):
He calls in one of his subordinates to hit you in the <calf>. Ow!
He yells "attention!" in a commanding voice. You jump to attention so quickly that you hit your head on the ceiling. Oof! Argh! Ugh!
He blows a whistle, and a regular Elite Guardsman runs in and hit you in the <head>. Ooh! Argh! Eek!
He blows a whistle, and four regular Elite Guardsmen run in and hit you in the <eye>, the <neck>, the <throat>, and the <eye>, respectively.Ouch!
He barks an order at you to punch yourself in the head, but you remind him that you're not actually one of his subordinates.
He calls in one of his subordinates to hit you in the <kidney>, but he misses. With a sigh, the junior officer drops to do 20 pushups.
He shouts a command to a nearby phalanx of guardsmen, but they can't hear him because they've all got headphones on. He sighs at the lack of discipline.
He blows a whistle to summon a regular Elite Guardsman, but it turns out he got it mixed up with his dog whistle, so nobody could hear it. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 240-360 Meat (average: 300, stdev: 24.9)* |
 | You acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite helm (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite pants (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite polearm (100% chance)* |
| You gain 37-38 <substat>. |
Occurs at Cobb's Knob Barracks while Lucky!
History
- Was a semi-rare adventure that occurred in both the barracks and the Cobb's Knob Kitchens prior to Jan 1, 2022.
