Kelpie (lady form)
|Kelpie (lady form)|
|Locations||The Impenetrable Kelp-Holly Forest|
|Monster Parts||head, torso, arm, leg|
With skin made of seaweed, hair made of seaweed, and a dress made of seaweed, this lady is about to stab you with a knife made of seaweed.
She strangles you with a strand of seaweed. It's actually kind of a nice change from all the stabbing. Argh! Argh! Ugh! (stench damage)
She stabs you in the <head>. Argh! Ooh! Oof!
She stabs you in the <foot>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Ouch! Oof!
She tries to stab you in the <nipple> but her arm gets tangled up in a strand of seaweed. Or maybe her arm is made of seaweed? It's kinda hard to tell.
She tries to stab you in the <foot>, but stabs a nearby stalk of kelp-holly instead.
She tries to stab you in the <kidney>, but stabs a nearby stalk of kelp-holly instead. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 160-240 Meat (average: 200, stdev: 16.73)*|
|You acquire an item: kelp-holly gun (% chance)*|
Occurs at The Impenetrable Kelp-Holly Forest.
- The kelp-holly gun is a conditional drop, unaffected by item drop modifiers and cannot be a forced drop.
- References the Scottish myth of the kelpie.