KWE Back Room

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In The Back Room... With Front Curtains.


The Back Room is used to send gifts to the wrestler of your choice provided they are in an upcoming match. How these gifts will be used is yet to be seen, but it can be assumed they will have some outcome on the match.


You follow John Wilke to a small, dimly lit room behind his booth. There's a counter with gift wrap, scissors, and tape lying out on it. "You just pick what you want to put in the gift," John Wilke says, "and I'll wrap it up and deliver it for you. Or, if your stuff's in Hagnk's, I'll have Godot's Delivery Service make the delivery. You can send 'em whatever you want for just 100 meat."

You have <X> Meat in Hangk's.

Send Items from <dropdownbox>Your Inventory/Hagnk's Ancesteral Mini-Storage
Wrestler <dropdownbox> Pick a wrestler
<quantity box><itemlist dropdown box>
Meat to pay for the gift package will come from your on-hand meat/Hagnk's.
(Send Gift)

Sending a Gift


When you select an item for the person it sends a gift and gives you a letter based on both: they type of item you sent, and the wrestler you sent it to. You may only send consumable items or equipable items. There are six categories of responses: Weapon, armour, food, booze, beer and unkown. The lightest drinks give the "Beer" response, harder liquor gives the "Booze" response. Any Miscelanious consumable items or accessories fall under the "unkown" category.

  • If you send the item from storage:
You tell John Wilke which items in storage you want to send to <wrestler name>. He picks up the phone and calls Godot's Delivery Service. Before he can hang up the phone, the delivery man knocks on the door.
"I've delivered the package, sir," he says, saluting. "<wrestler name> sent this letter in response."
To: <your name>
From: <wrestler name>

Inndya


  • Weapon:
Yeah, this is exactly what will help this little girl win the big match! Just holding it makes me so angry I want to punch a hole in the wall of my dressing room!
  • Armour:
This'll sure help cover up my sensitive manly -- er, girly bits! Thanks a lot, little scraper!
  • Food:
Wow, this is just like the food they used to give us in Sneaky Pete's Home for Wayward Boys -- I mean Girls! Girls!
  • Booze:
Well now, little scraper, thank ya kindly for this treat. I'm sure it'll put hair on my chest -- I mean, enlarge my adam's apple -- I mean, help this little girl win the big match.
  • Beer:
Well now, I don't suppose a shrinking feminine flower like myself should be drinking this stuff, but let's face it -- we girls like to drink beer, burp, and pee standing up as much as men do. Wait, did I say 'pee standing up?' I meant, 'give birth to children.' Anyway, thanks.
  • Unknown:
Wow, I don't even know what this thing does, but I'm sure it'll help! It's like I didn't know what the pills my trainer was giving me were, but they sure did help!


Das Überkühlraum


  • Weapon:
Now, kinder, why would you think a big strong wrestler needs a weapon to win a match? I don't need it, but I will use it just because it is a gift from you, mein friend.
  • Armour:
Meinekleine friend, I don't know if this will fit on my big, strong wrestler's body! But I will try. Some mean people called bookies are saying Das ÜberKühlraum needs all the help he can get!
  • Food:
Yes, mein little friend, this is just what Das Überkühlraum needs! A little food for me. Very little, it looks like. Ha! A little joke, ja? Very little, it looks like.
  • Booze:
Ah, hard liquor. Though kids like yourself should not drink grown-up drinks, for me this drink shall do much good. You see, sometimes, mein little friend, Das ÜberKühlraum thinks too much. This magic drink makes him stop thinking, ja?
  • Beer:
Ah, thank you for this nice glass of water! This is a little joke - though this beer is not strong and dark like the bieren of my country, surely it will get me just as drunk. If I drink three times as many. Ha! Another little joke!
  • Unknown:
Thank you, mein friend! I am not sure how to use this, but I am sure I will figure it out before the big match, ja? If not, perhaps I can just throw it at my opponent!


The Grand Poo-Bah


  • Weapon:
  • Armour:
  • Food:
  • Booze:
  • Beer:
  • Unkown:


Morbidda


  • Weapon:
  • Armour:
  • Food:
  • Booze:
  • Beer:
  • Unkown:


Princess Rutabaga


  • Weapon:
  • Armour:
  • Food:
  • Booze:
  • Beer:
  • Unkown:


Woldo


  • Weapon:
  • Armour:
  • Food:
  • Booze:
  • Beer:
  • Unkown:


Arrrmetia


  • Weapon:
  • Armour:
  • Food:
  • Booze:
  • Beer:
  • Unkown:


Kitty the Zmobie Basher


  • Weapon:
  • Armour:
  • Food:
  • Booze:
  • Beer:
  • Unkown:


Notes


  • If you send items from your Hangk's the 100 meat comes from Hagnk's. If you send from your inventory the 100 meat comes from your on-hand meat.