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[[Itznotyerzitz Mine]] is located in [[Mt. McLargeHuge]]. If you have some [[Mining Gear]], you can [[Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine|do some mining here]]. 

{{statrec|The grim dirges of the 7-Foot Dwarfs surge from within the mine, as the ring of steel on stone reminds you that each of these giant dwarfs is carrying a sizable pickaxe. Axe yourself, are you prepared to face them?}}

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==Undisguised==
===Combat Adventures===
{{Combat|name=dopey 7-Foot Dwarf}}
{{Combat|name=grumpy 7-Foot Dwarf}}
{{Combat|name=sleepy 7-Foot Dwarf}}
{{Combat|name=mountain man|tag=boris}}

===Non-combat Adventures===
{{choice|name=100% Legal|image=Poundsign.gif
|choice1name=Demand loot|choice1=[[miner's helmet]]
|choice2name=Ask for ore|choice2=[[miner's pants]]
|choice3name=Say you'll keep quiet for free|choice3=Gain 100 Meat.}}

{{choice|name=A Flat Miner|image=deaddwarf.gif
|choice1name=Loot the dwarf's belongings|choice1=[[miner's pants]]
|choice2name=Hijack the meat vein|choice2=[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
|choice3name=Help the dwarf|choice3=Gain 100 Meat.}}

{{choice|name=See You Next Fall|image=Axehandle.gif
|choice1name=Give 'im the stick|choice1=[[miner's helmet]]
|choice2name=DOOOOON'T GIVE 'IM THE STICK!|choice2=[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
|choice3name=Negotiate for a reward|choice3=Gain 100 Meat.}}

{{choice|name=More Locker Than Morlock | image=locker3.gif
|choice1name=Open the locka'|choice1=[[safety vest]], [[miner's pants]], [[miner's helmet]], or [[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
|choice2name=Get to the choppa' (which is outside)|choice2=Do nothing (does not take an adventure).}}

{{Adventure|name=Either Ore|drops=[[asbestos ore]], [[chrome ore]], [[linoleum ore]]|image=geopardy.gif|tag=lucky}}

==In Disguise==
[[File:mine2.gif|center|Go Inside Itznotyerzitz Mine]]

"Dressed in your Mining Gear, you stride past the 7-Foot Dwarves who guard Itznotyerzitz Mine. You walk deep into one of the shafts, and find a nice, quiet place to mine."

*''During a [[Way of the Surprising Fist]] path, with the [[Earthen Fist]] effect active, you will get the following text instead:''
"Brandishing your fists of earthen fisting, you stride past the 7-Foot Dwarves who guard Itznotyerzitz Mine. You walk deep into one of the shafts, and find a nice, quiet place to mine."

*If you have been given the [[Dwarven Factory Quest]], the following additional text will appear (on your first time only):
"Off to one side of the work face, you spot a tunnel entrance that looks like it might lead to the Dwarves' factory complex."

{{Adventure|name=Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine|drops=[[asbestos ore]], [[chrome ore]], [[linoleum ore]], 3 {{plural|meat stack}}, [[stone of eXtreme power]], [[baconstone]], [[hamethyst]], [[porquoise]], [[lump of diamond]], [[loadstone]]|image=mattock.gif|note1=A [[mining]] mini-game.}}

==Retired Adventures==
{{Combat|name=7-Foot Dwarf Foreman|note1=Potential Effect: [[Grilled]] (5 Adventures)|note1=Old [[semi-rare adventure]].}}

The adventures below are from before the area underwent a major revision on [[History of Loathing (2012)#July 24, 2012|July 24, 2012]].
{{Combat|name=7-Foot Dwarf (Moiling)}}
{{Combat|name=7-Foot Dwarf (Royale)}}
{{Adventure|name=A Girl's Best Friend|meat=100|stat=10 {{Moxie}}|image=diamonds.gif}}
{{Adventure|name=Grilling the Foreman|meat=100|stat=10 {{Mysticality}}|image=crushmeat.gif}}
{{Adventure|name=Right in the Vestibule!|drops=[[safety vest]]|image=deaddwarf.gif|note1=Must have [[Torso Awaregness]] skill, [[Mining Gear]], and ''no'' safety vest in inventory for this adventure to occur.}}
{{Adventure|name=Speak, Frat Boy, and Enter|meat=100|stat=10 {{Muscle}}|image=fratboy.gif}}
{{Adventure|name=A Real Gem|drops=[[stone of eXtreme power]]|image=geopardy.gif|note1=Old possible [[ten-leaf clover]] adventure.}}

The adventure below was replaced by mining the [[Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine]].
{{Adventure|name=Mining the Mines (like a Miner)|drops=[[asbestos ore]], [[chrome ore]], [[linoleum ore]] or [[meat stack]]|image=miner.gif}}

==Notes==
*Non-combats in this area have a cap of 9-11 turns between occurrences.

==References==
*Itznotyerzitz Mine, when pronounced, sounds like, "It's not yours, it's mine."
*The 7-Foot Dwarves are no doubt a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Snow White|seven dwarfs]] of Snow White fame. They are '''not''' a reference to the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Happily N'Ever After|Happily N'Ever After]]'', which came out ''after'' their insertion into the game.
*It is quite ironic to have a 7-foot tall "dwarf," as the word typically implies someone shorter that is than average.
*[[Wikipedia:Ankh-Morpork City Watch#Captain_Carrot_Ironfoundersson|Captin Carrot Ironfoundersson]] of ''[[Wikipedia:Discworld|Discworld]]'' is also an unusually tall dwarf.

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