10000. 10001. slime fedora 10002. slime knuckles 10003. government requisition form 10004. government-issued slacks 10005. government-issued eyeshade 10006. government-issued necktie 10007. mutant arm 10008. mutant legs 10009. mutant crown 10010. ghostly ectoplasm 10011. haunted orange 10012. haunted bottle of vodka 10013. haunted pizza 10014. haunted martini 10015. haunted cherry pie 10016. haunted eggnog 10017. glob of undifferentiated tissue 10018. haunted Hell ramen 10019. haunted gimlet 10020. twice-haunted screwdriver 10021. primitive candy cane 10022. runny fermented egg 10023. oldcake 10024. traditional Crimbo cookie 10025. tiny plastic wild beaver 10026. tiny plastic reindeer 10027. tiny plastic Café Elf 10028. tiny plastic orphan 10029. tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo 10030. yule pup 10031. Braindeer 10032. Crimbo dog sweater 10033. pristine walrus tusk
10034. thick walrus blubber 10035. Staff of Frozen Lard 10036. tiny bomb 10037. plastic bazooka 10038. mooseflank 10039. grilled mooseflank 10040. moosemeat pie 10041. balanced antler 10042. portable dam 10043. beavermouth 10044. beaver punch (papaya) 10045. beaver punch (peach) 10046. beaver punch (cherry) 10047. antique Canadian lantern 10048. muskox-skin cap 10049. Boxing Day care package 10050. glass of raw eggs 10051. punch-drunk punch 10052. body spradium 10053. bauxite beret 10054. bauxite boxers 10055. bauxite bow-tie 10056. Boxing Day Pass 10057. Kramco Industries packing carton 10058. Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ 10059. magical sausage casing 10060. magical sausage 10061. red-hot sausage fork 10062. bag of sausage links 10063. sausage golem 10064. jar of magical relish 10065. Toyleporter 10066. antique beer 10067. yule gruel
10068. hot watered rum 10069. bottle of Crimbognac 10070. Crimboysters Rockefeller 10071. Crimbeau de toilette 10072. Crimbo candle 10073. Carol of the Bulls 10074. Carol of the Bulls (used) 10075. Carol of the Hells 10076. Carol of the Hells (used) 10077. Carol of the Thrills 10078. Carol of the Thrills (used) 10079. Crimbolex watch 10080. Crimbo tattoo kit 10081. hand-knitted Crimbo socks 10082. chalk chlamys 10083. chalk chain 10084. chalk chalice 10085. chalk chinos 10086. chalk chapeau 10087. chalk choker 10088. chalk chunks 10089. candy chalk 10090. marble maebari 10091. marble mantle 10092. marble magnet 10093. marble mignonette bowl 10094. marble medallion 10095. marble mariachi hat 10096. marble molecules 10097. Mallomarbles 10098. paraffin punching bag 10099. paraffin pith helmet