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<center>[[image:hotdogstand.gif|Hot Dog Stand)]]</center>

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A [[Hot Dog Stand]] may be installed in your [[VIP Lounge|Clan VIP Lounge]] by using a [[Clan hot dog stand]].

==Items Sold==

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The hot dog man smiles as you approach, and offers you a piece of unsolicited advice:
<p>"<ADVICE>"</p>
</center>

{| style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"
|-
| {{button|Eat|center=n}}
| {{ListItem|basic hot dog}}
| width="30px" | <!-- KoL uses an empty row for spacing -->
| 
|-
| {{button|Eat|center=n}}
| {{ListItem|savage macho dog}}
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|unlocked by {{InlineItem|vicious spiked collar|&nbsp;}}
|-
| {{button|Eat|center=n}}
| {{ListItem|one with everything}}
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|unlocked by {{InlineItem|ancient hot dog wrapper|&nbsp;}}
|-
| {{button|Eat|center=n}}
| {{ListItem|sly dog}}
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|unlocked by {{InlineItem|debonair deboner|&nbsp;}}
|-
| {{button|Eat|center=n}}
| {{ListItem|devil dog}}
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|unlocked by {{InlineItem|chicle de salchicha|&nbsp;}}
|-
| {{button|Eat|center=n}}
| {{ListItem|chilly dog}}
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|unlocked by {{InlineItem|jar of frostigkraut|&nbsp;}}
|-
| {{button|Eat|center=n}}
| {{ListItem|ghost dog}}
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|unlocked by {{InlineItem|gnawed-up dog bone|&nbsp;}}
|-
| {{button|Eat|center=n}}
| {{ListItem|junkyard dog}}
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|unlocked by {{InlineItem|Grey Guanon|&nbsp;}}
|-
| {{button|Eat|center=n}}
| {{ListItem|wet dog}}
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|unlocked by {{InlineItem|Engorged Sausages and You|&nbsp;}}
|-
| {{button|Eat|center=n}}
| {{ListItem|optimal dog}}
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|unlocked by {{InlineItem|optimal spreadsheet|&nbsp;}}
|-
| {{button|Eat|center=n}}
| {{ListItem|sleeping dog}}
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|unlocked by {{InlineItem|dream of a dog|&nbsp;}}
|-
| {{button|Eat|center=n}}
| {{ListItem|video games hot dog}}
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|unlocked by {{InlineItem|defective Game Grid token|&nbsp;}}
|}

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<u>Hot Dog Leaderboards</u>
</center>

==Notes==
*The fancy hot dogs (everything but [[basic hot dog]]) are unlocked for a whole clan when someone obtains one of the "unlocked by" items and "spends" it inside the Hot Dog Stand.  (A new button appears if you have one of the items.)  This consumes the item and permanently unlocks the hot dog for that clan, with the message:
*:<unlock message---see table below>
*:'''You have unlocked a new hot dog!'''
*:Your clan members should be really grateful!
*Items that are part of the cost of a fancy hot dog ([[hot wad]], [[stench wad]], etc.) may also be "spent" within the Hot Dog Stand (a <u>contribute</u> link appears after "(''n'' in stock)").  These items are removed from the player who spends them, and stored inside the Stand, with the message:
*:You have put some hot dog making supplies into the hot dog cart man's hot dog cart supply crate.
*Any player in the clan (with a VIP key) may use Stand-stored items to buy the fancy hot dogs, regardless of whether that player contributed any items.
*Items may be contributed from Hagnk's, allowing for fancy hot dogs to be consumed in Hardcore.
*Every hot dog sold has a different effect on consumption, as follows:
{| style="text-align: center" border="1px" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"
|- style="background-color: #EEEEEE"
| '''Hot Dog'''
| '''Unlock'''
| '''Cost'''
| '''Fullness'''
| '''Effect'''
| '''Unlock message'''
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| {{StackItem|basic hot dog}}
| None
| None
| 1 (or 0)
| If not full, gain 1 Adventure, 1 Fullness <br><br> ''otherwise'' <br><br> Lose 2<sup>n</sup> substats
|style="text-align:left; background-color: #EEEEEE"|
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| {{StackItem|savage macho dog}}
| {{StackItem|vicious spiked collar}}<br><small>Uncommon reward in [[The Cake-Shaped Arena]] with a non-familiar-equipment-receiving familiar that is not an elemental fairy</small>
| 10 {{plural|furry fur}}
| 2
| Gain 6-8 Adventures, 10-17 muscle substats
50 Adventures of [[Macho, Macho Dog]]<br>([[Muscle]]&nbsp;+50%,<br>+10%&nbsp;chance&nbsp;of Critical&nbsp;Hit,<br>+50%&nbsp;Damage&nbsp;vs. Bugbears&nbsp;and&nbsp;Werewolves)
|style="text-align:left;"|The hot dog man takes the collar. "Hmm," he says. "That gives me a hot dog idea."
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| {{StackItem|one with everything}}
| {{StackItem|ancient hot dog wrapper}}<br><small>Dropped in The Basement: [[Ghost of Fernswarthy's Grandfather]]</small>
| 10 {{plural|cranberries}}
| 2
| Gain 6-8 Adventures, 15 mysticality substats
50 Adventures of [[Inner Dog]]<br>([[Mysticality]]&nbsp;+50%,<br>+10%&nbsp;Chance&nbsp;of Spell&nbsp;Critical&nbsp;Hit,<br>+50%&nbsp;Damage&nbsp;vs. Zombies&nbsp;and&nbsp;Ghosts)
|style="text-align:left;"| The hot dog man takes the wrapper, unwraps it, and breathes deeply. "Wow. Wow," he says, "they really knew how to make a hot dog back then!"
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| {{StackItem|sly dog}}
| {{StackItem|debonair deboner}}<br><small>Found in The Defiled Nook: [[Skull, Skull, Skull]]</small>
| 10 {{plural|skeleton bone}}
| 2
| Gain 6-8 Adventures, 20 moxie substats
50 Adventures of [[Top Dog]]<br>([[Moxie]]&nbsp;+50%,<br>+10%&nbsp;Pickpocket&nbsp;Chance,<br>+50%&nbsp;Damage&nbsp;vs. Vampires&nbsp;and&nbsp;Skeletons)
|style="text-align:left;"|The hot dog man takes the deboner and considers it. "Y'know," he muses, "I bet you could make a pretty good hot dog out of bone marrow."
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| {{StackItem|devil dog}}
| {{StackItem|chicle de salchicha}}<br><small>Found in South of the Border: [[A Special Chewy Encounter]]</small>
| 25 {{plural|hot wad}}
| 3
| Gain 11-13 Adventures, 5 PVP fights
30 Adventures of [[Devil Inside]]<br>(+30&nbsp;Hot&nbsp;Damage,<br>Serious&nbsp;(+3) Cold&nbsp;and&nbsp;Spooky Resistance)
| style="text-align:left;"|The hot dog man considers the gum. "Hot sauce. Yeah. Hot sauce. Good idea." 
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| {{StackItem|chilly dog}}
| {{StackItem|jar of frostigkraut}}<br /><small>Found in The eXtreme Slope: [[Duffel on the Double]]</small>
| 25 {{plural|cold wad}}
| 3
| Gain 11-13 Adventures
30 Adventures of [[Chill Out, Dog]]<br>(+10&nbsp;to&nbsp;[[Monster Level]],<br>+30&nbsp;Cold&nbsp;Damage,<br>Serious&nbsp;(+3) Stench&nbsp;and&nbsp;Sleaze Resistance)
| style="text-align:left;"| The hot dog man looks at the jar of frozen cabbage and smiles coldly. "Watch this," he says.
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| {{StackItem|ghost dog}}
| {{StackItem|gnawed-up dog bone}}<br><small>Dropped in The Haunted Conservatory: [[skeletal cat]]</small>
| 25 {{plural|spooky wad}}
| 3
| Gain 11-13 Adventures
30 Adventures of [[Scaredy Dog]]<br>(Monsters will be less attracted to you,<br>+30&nbsp;Spooky&nbsp;Damage, Serious&nbsp;(+3) Cold&nbsp;and&nbsp;Sleaze Resistance)
| style="text-align:left;"|The hot dog man muses on the bone. "Every dog has eventually has its day," he mutters. "its ''dying'' day." 
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| {{StackItem|junkyard dog}}
| {{StackItem|Grey Guanon}}<br><small>Found in Guano Junction: [[Guan-Yes!]]</small>
| 25 {{plural|stench wad}}
| 3
| Gain 11-13 Adventures
30 Adventures of [[Dog Breath]]<br>(Monsters will be more attracted to you,<br>+30&nbsp;Stench&nbsp;Damage, Serious&nbsp;(+3) Hot&nbsp;and&nbsp;Spooky Resistance)
|style="text-align:left;"|The hot dog man takes a whiff of the mustard. "Pheeeew," he says, "that cleared my sinuses, and gave me an idea!" 
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| {{StackItem|wet dog}}
| {{StackItem|Engorged Sausages and You}}<br><small>Found in The Haunted Bedroom: [[One Rustic Nightstand]]</small>
| 25 {{plural|sleaze wad}}
| 3
| Gain 11-13 Adventures
30 Adventures of [[Hangdog]]<br>(+20%&nbsp;Combat&nbsp;Initiative, +30&nbsp;Sleaze&nbsp;Damage, Serious&nbsp;(+3) Hot&nbsp;and&nbsp;Stench Resistance)
|style="text-align:left;"| The hot dog man takes the book. "Gross," he says "but, y'know, not ''too'' gross. I can deal with this."
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| {{StackItem|optimal dog}}
| {{StackItem|optimal spreadsheet}}<br><small>Dropped in Menagerie Level 1: [[QuickBASIC elemental]]</small>
| 25 {{plural|tattered scrap of paper}}
| 1
|Gain 4-5 Adventures
Gives intrinsic [[Lucky!]]
|style="text-align:left;"| The hot dog man takes the spreadsheet. "Seriously?" he says. "Okay. Whatever. If this is what you want, I'll make it for you."
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| {{StackItem|sleeping dog}}
| {{StackItem|dream of a dog}}<br><small>Rare drop when [[Resting]]</small>
| 10 {{plural|gauze hammock}}
| 2
| Gain ?-9-10-? Adventures
You learn the skill [[Dog Tired]] (5 free rests/day).
|style="text-align:left;"| The hot dog man takes the dream, yawns, and mutters something about a new kind of hot dog as he falls alseep where he stands.
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
| {{StackItem|video games hot dog}}
| {{StackItem|defective Game Grid token}}<br><small>Found in The Game Grid: [[Jackass Plumber]]</small>
| 3 {{plural|GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine}}
| 3
| Gain 12-14 Adventures, 2-3 {{plural|red pixel}}, 2-3 {{plural|blue pixel}}, 2-3 {{plural|green pixel}}
50 Adventures of [[Video Game Hot Dog]]<br>(+25%&nbsp;Item&nbsp;Drops from&nbsp;Monsters,<br>+25%&nbsp;Meat from&nbsp;Monsters)
|style="text-align:left;"| The hot dog man takes the token and stares at it. "Okay," he says, "I can work with this."
|}
*You can only eat 1 fancy hot dog per day. Trying to eat another gives the message:
:You aren't in the mood for any more fancy dogs today.
*Eating hot dogs adds them to your consumption history.
*Hot dogs '''are''' affected by [[Got Milk]] and other effects that give Adventures from Food (such as [[Song of the Glorious Lunch|Boris's]] [[Gourmand|skills]]), unlike other instant-consume foods (such as [[sushi]]). Of course, because they do not come from the inventory, they cannot take advantage of [[Ol' Scratch's salad fork]].

==References==
*The text when you hand hot dog man the [[optimal spreadsheet]] refers to a significant portion of the player base caring mainly for something being ''optimal'', rather than style or fun factor, and [[Jick|Jick's]] general disbelief and disapproval of such a point of view.

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