Green Ops Soldier

Green Ops Soldier
Monster ID	492
Locations	The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
Hit Points	250
Attack	200
Defense	180
No-Hit	210
Initiative	100
Meat	None
Phylum	hippy
Elements	stench
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops communications windchimes, gas balloon, gas balloon, green smoke bomb, henna face paint, round green sunglasses, green clay bead
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a Green Ops Soldier

This hippy, constantly shrouded in a cloud of green smoke that renders him nearly invisible, serves the Army of One Love™ as a covert operative.

You think he's advancing on you, but it's sort of hard to tell.

Hit Message(s):

He sneaks up behind you and garottes you with some hemp rope. At least it's biodegradable, sustainable asphyxiation. Oof! Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Oof!

He throws down a couple of smoke bombs and vanishes. You inhale some of the smoke and spend a few minutes staring at your hands while he pummels you from behind. Ugh! Ouch! Eek! Argh! Oof!

He throws a smoke bomb at you. The smoke that billows out of it actually smells better than some of the hippies you've fought, but it's still foul. Ow! Ouch! Eek! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! (stench damage)

He vanishes in a cloud of smoke, then sneaks up behind you and gives you a big, smelly hug. Argh! Eek! Ow! Ugh! Ouch! Ooh! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

While you're staring at the green fog in front of you, you feel icy fingers close around your throat from behind. You start to choke - not because of the fingers, but because of how the fingers smell. Argh! Ugh! Oof! Ooh! Argh! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

He throws a smoke bomb at you, but he forgot to light it first. Bummer, dude.

He throws down a couple of smoke bombs, then inhales the smoke and just stares at you, giggling.

He tries to garotte you with a hemp rope, but decides to smoke it instead.

He vanishes in a cloud of smoke. Given that he smells like an accident in a sweat factory, he's not hard to track, though.

Fumble Message:

A random crossbreeze dispells the cloud of smoke around the Green Ops Soldier. He looks around, confused, and experiences a moment of terrifying sobriety. (FUMBLE!)

Special Move(s):

A small balloon flies out of the cloud of green smoke and bursts near you. You smell something funny.

You acquire an effect: Light-Headed (duration: 1 Adventure)

He emerges from his cloud with a toad in each hand. He licks the one in his left hand, then rubs a dart on the one in his right hand and shoots it (the dart, not the toad) at you through a blowgun. You don't feel so well...

You acquire an effect: Toad In The Hole (duration: 1 Adventure)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: communications windchimes (3% chance)*

You acquire an item: gas balloon (10% chance)*

You acquire an item: gas balloon (10% chance)*

You acquire an item: green clay bead (30% chance)*

You acquire an item: green smoke bomb (5% chance)*

You acquire an item: henna face paint (10% chance)*

You acquire an item: round green sunglasses (5% chance)*

You gain 50 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues).

Notes

• The Green Ops Soldier can only appear naturally after 400 total hippies have been defeated.
• The Green Ops Soldier can perform both special attacks in the same round.

History

• Before a trivial update on May 15th 2019, the Green Ops Soldier could drop two Green smoke bombs. The drop rate for the remaining smoke bomb remains unchanged.