Gingerbread pigeon

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Gingerbread pigeon
Monster ID 1975
Locations Gingerbread Civic Center or Gingerbread Sewers
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Moxie-5
Defense Player's Muscle-5
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum beast
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts beak, head, torso, wing
1-3 sprinkles
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
gingerbread pigeon You're fighting a gingerbread pigeon

A gingerbread pigeon lands at your feet and starts pecking little bits of cookie out of the cracks in the sidewalk. It's splattered with icing, and also with stuff that looks like icing but isn't icing. "Disgusting," you think, and as if it heard you, it stops pecking at the ground and starts pecking at you.

Hit Message(s):

The pigeon pecks your <face>. You can at least take satisfaction from the fact that it's not pleased with the taste. Ouch! Ugh! Oof!

The pigeon flaps into the air and rakes your arse with its uh sharp... cookie... talons? Ow! Eek! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

The pigeon pecks out one of your eyes! Aaah! Also it seems kind of disappointed that they aren't made of cookies. Aaah! (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Ow! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

The pigeon blinks one of its black, soulless raisin eyes at you.

The pigeon wanders around brainlessly for a minute, having seemingly forgotten about you.

Fumble Message:

The pigeon seems to suddenly realize that it itself is made of delicious cookie, and has an existential crisis. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Sprinkles.gifYou acquire 1-3 sprinkles

Occurs at Gingerbread Civic Center or Gingerbread Train Station.