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|text=This is a giant mollusk made out of fudge. It certainly isn't going down like a punk to any fudge carpenter or walrus. Answer came there none, indeed.
|hit=It spits a fudge pearl at you, smacking you in the {{part}}.

It snaps you in the {{part}} with its fudge shell. You feel shell-shocked.

It sticks part of its gastropod in your mouth. Since this month doesn't have an 'R' in it, you get sick to your stomach.

It slimes you with its gastropod. Ew. {{element|sleaze}}

|miss=It spits out a fudge pearl. Um. Yum?

It snaps its shell at you, but you avoid getting shell-shocked.

It tries to slime you with your{{sic}} gastropod, but you move backward on your podopods.

It clacks its shell together in an entirely un-menacing way.
|critical=It engulfs you in its shell, coats you in ganache nacre, and turns you into a pearl. The process is temporary, but surprisingly painful.
|fumble=It stops fighting to write a letter to its distant relatives in the Rocky Mountains.
}}

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Occurs at [[Fudge Mountain]].
Fudgecule drops can be increased by the following effects:
*[[Stop and Smell the Fudge]]
*[[Fudgehound]]
*[[Fudge Headache]]

==References==
*The opening text references the poem, ''[[wikipedia:The Walrus and the Carpenter|The Walrus and the Carpenter]]'', from Lewis Carroll's book, ''[[wikipedia:Through the Looking-Glass|Through the Looking-Glass]]''.
*"[[wikipedia:Rocky Mountain oysters|Rocky Mountain oysters]]" are another food item not necessarily for the squeamish, like oysters.
*Before widespread refrigeration, oysters were [[wikipedia:Oyster#Selection, preparation and storage|more likely to spoil in months whose name don't contain an R]], that is, the warmer months of May through August.