Food Went A-Courtin'
This must be the Food Court -- you can tell from the smell. Surprisingly, though, it doesn't smell all that bad. I mean, considering that the great majority of food being cooked here probably originated from a dumpster, it could be a lot worse. I guess when all you eat is leftovers, you learn a trick or two.
If you can read the signs:
You look around at all the various stalls and cookfires, wondering which way to go. Fortunately, you spot another signpost, and with the aid of your hobo glyphs binder manage to translate the signs into meaningful choices: Food, Booze, or... Muggers?
If you cannot read the signs:
You look around at all the various stalls and cookfires, wondering which way to go. Fortunately, you spot another signpost... unfortunately, you can't make head or tail out of the inscrutable hobo glyphs. Looks like you'll have to make a guess and take your chances
|Over this way|
|Over that way|
|Over the other way|
(each of these buttons randomly takes you to one of the destinations listed above)
- Occurs as a choice in The Hobo Marketplace.
- The adventure name refers to the old folk song "Frog Went A-Courting".