Five Deadly Syllables

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Five Deadly Syllables
Five Deadly Syllables
"So, you have found me,"
the wizened master grumbles.
"So much for quiet."
"You want my teachings?
Fine, if you can pass my tests.
It won't be easy!"
"Walk on rice paper!
Jump over this bamboo plant!
Hey, you're not bad, kid."
"Here's the last challenge:
Plunge your hands into hot coals.
No, seriously."
"If you want this scroll
with my martial-arts wisdom,
punch the barbecue."
"Ouch! Hey! Come back here!
You little whippersnapper!
Give that back right now!"
Wosp scroll i.gifYou acquire an item: Teachings of the Fist

Occurs at The Haiku Dungeon.

Notes

  • "Five Deadly Syllables" has six.

References

  • Walking on rice paper, jumping bamboo, and, finally, carrying a red hot brazier with his bare forearms were all challenges for the main character in the opening credits of Seventies martial arts serial Kung Fu.
  • The kanji on the scroll means "root", "man", and "big". If you reverse the order, it means "big penis" since "man-root"/男根 is "penis".
  • Five Deadly Venoms is a cult 1978 Hong Kong martial arts film.