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{{item|
itemid=1382|
descid=862055780|
desc=This is a fancy little chocolate in a fancy little accordion-folded paper cup. The outer shell reveals nothing about the contents -- looks like you're just gonna have to eat it if you want to know what's inside.|
type=potion|
effect=!|
autosell=0|
candy=complex}}

==Obtained From==
;Items
:[[bindlestocking]] (sometimes)
:[[hotel minibar key]] (rarely)
;Obsoleted Areas/Methods
;:;[[Crimbo]] 2005
:::[[Advent Calendar (2005)|Advent Calendar]] (December 14-16)
;:;Items
:::[[battered Crimbo Crate]] (Before December 14, 2009)

==When Used==
*''You gain a random "effect":''
{{useitem|
text=You eat the fancy chocolate. It's filled with maple syrup. No, wait. Maple syrup and dirt.|
effect={{acquireEffect|effect=Canadianity|duration=10}}}}

<center>''or''</center>
{{useitem|
text=You eat the fancy chocolate. It's filled with something you can't identify, no matter how hard you try.|
effect={{acquireEffect|effect=Confused|duration=5 or 10}}}}

<center>''or''</center>
{{useitem|
text=You eat the fancy chocolate. It's filled with chocolate so dark it tastes like tears.|
effect={{acquireEffect|effect=Gothy|duration=10}}}}

<center>''or''</center>
{{useitem|
text=You eat the fancy chocolate. It's filled with a bittersweet dark chocolate filling. It makes you think about life, and what a bittersweet symphony it is. ''Sigh''.|
effect={{acquireEffect|effect=Rainy Soul Miasma|duration=5}}}}

<center>''or''</center>
{{useitem|
text=You eat the fancy chocolate. It's filled with aloe vera! Ewwww, and... ahhhh.|
effect={{HP|1|amount=all}}}}

<center>''or''</center>
{{useitem|
text=You eat the fancy chocolate. It's filled with broken glass, and... nougat?! Talk about adding insult to injury!|
effect={{HP|type=lose|amount=18}}}}

<center>''or''</center>
{{useitem|
text=You eat the fancy chocolate. It's filled with boiling root beer. Ow! How did that thing even stay solid?|
effect={{HP|type=lose|amount=5}}
{{MP|amount=all}}}}

<center>''or''</center>
{{useitem|
text=You eat the fancy chocolate. It's filled with ham and pineapple. Delicious ''and'' nutritious!|
mus=gain 20-24|
mys=gain 20-24|
mox=gain 20-24}}

*''And possibly some adventures as well:''
:*When the first (per day) is eaten you receive the following:
{{adv|amount=5}}

:*''When the second (per day) is eaten you receive the following:''
<center>This one doesn't taste as good as the last one did.</center>
{{adv|amount=3}}

:*''When the third (per day) is eaten you receive the following:''
<center>You're starting to get tired of eating chocolate.</center>
{{adv|amount=1}}

:*''Eating four or more (per day) yields the following message:''
<center>You didn't enjoy that chocolate at all.</center>

==Notes==
*Since it is a "[[:Category:candy|candy]]" and not a "[[:Category:Food|food]]," this item '''can''' be used while on the [[Oxygenarian]] or [[Boozetafarian]] paths, or when full.
*The [[Chocolate Phenomenon]] items share a counter with most other chocolates.

==References==
*"It makes you think about life, and what a bittersweet symphony it is" is a reference to the song "Bittersweet Symphony" by [[Wikipedia:The Verve|The Verve]].
*The consumption text about nougat may be a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Terry Pratchett|Terry Pratchett]] novel ''[[Wikipedia:Thief of Time|Thief of Time]]'', in which Susan, one of the main characters, detests getting nougat in chocolate.
*The text in which the chocolate is filled with ham and pineapple is a reference to the so-called "[[Wikipedia:Hawaiian pizza|Hawaiian pizza]]," which is topped with both of those ingredients and famously despised by KoL co-creator [[Mr Skullhead]]. Judging from the effect, it's a safe bet that he didn't write it.

==See Also==
*[[Chocolate Phenomenon]]
*[[HP Restorers]]
*[[MP Restorers]]
*[[Adventures]]

==Collection==
<collection>1382</collection>

[[Category:Items with a chat effect]]