Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier
| Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 290 |
| Locations | A Battlefield (in Cloaca-Cola Uniform) |
| Hit Points | 30 |
| Attack | 30 |
| Defense | 27 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Pickpocket | lucky lighter |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Dyspepsi-Cola SoldierAs you make your way across the battlefield, you are spotted by one of the blue-shirted Dyspepsi-Cola soldiers. He charges at you, shouting "Gotta have it!" Before you can ask "Gotta have what?", he attempts to skewer you with his sword.
Hit Message(s):
He belches a hideous belch at you. You feel faint. Ouch! Ow! Ow!
With all the alacrity that caffeine and sugar can provide, he swings his sword and catches you in the <leg>. Oof! Ow! Oof!
He hits you with a blow so hard, it makes your teeth hurt. Ouch! Argh! Ouch!
He runs up to you and puts a can of soda in your pocket. "Thanks," you say, but after a second it becomes obvious that the can of soda was actually a grenade. Point blank grenade action, man. Ouch. Ugh! Ouch! Eek!
He belches at you, but you belch right back. High comedy!
He starts to attack, but gets a migraine from overdosing on caffeine.
He starts to attack you, but you tell him what "dyspepsia" means, and he's momentarily distracted.
He tosses a cola grenade at you, but you convince a nearby Cloaca-Cola soldier to throw himself on it. What a sucke... I mean... hero. What a hero. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Dyspepsi-Cola (17.3% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: Dyspepsi-Cola (11.6% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: Dyspepsi grenade (4.5% chance)* |
| You gain 7-8 <substat>. |
Occurs at A Battlefield (in Cloaca-Cola Uniform).
Notes
- Using Pickpocket on this monster may yield a lucky lighter from about 5% of pickpocket attempts.
References
- Dyspepsi-Cola is a reference to Pepsi Cola
- "Gotta Have It" was a slogan for Pepsi during the real-life Cola Wars
