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{{battle|text=As you make your way across the battlefield, you are spotted by one of the blue-shirted Dyspepsi-Cola soldiers. He charges at you, shouting "Gotta have it!" Before you can ask "Gotta have what?", he attempts to skewer you with his sword.
|hit=He belches a hideous belch at you. You feel faint. {{ouch|3}}

With all the alacrity that caffeine and sugar can provide, he swings his sword and catches you in the {{part}}. {{ouch|3}}

He hits you with a blow so hard, it makes your teeth hurt. {{ouch|3}}
|miss=He belches at you, but you belch right back. High comedy!

He starts to attack, but gets a migraine from overdosing on caffeine.

He starts to attack you, but you tell him what "dyspepsia" means, and he's momentarily distracted.
|critical=He runs up to you and puts a can of soda in your pocket. "Thanks," you say, but after a second it becomes obvious that the can of soda was actually a grenade. Point blank grenade action, man. Ouch. {{ouch|3}}
|fumble=He tosses a cola grenade at you, but you convince a nearby Cloaca-Cola soldier to throw himself on it. What a sucke... I mean... hero. What a hero.}}

{{acquire|item=Dyspepsi-Cola|chance=17.3%}}
{{acquire|item=Dyspepsi-Cola|chance=11.6%}}
{{acquire|item=Dyspepsi grenade|chance=4.5%}}
{{stat|7-8}}
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Occurs at [[A Battlefield]] (in [[Cloaca-Cola Uniform]]).

==Notes==
*Using [[Pickpocket]] on this monster may yield a [[lucky lighter]] from about 5% of pickpocket attempts.

==References==
*Dyspepsi-Cola is a reference to [[wikipedia:Pepsi-Cola|Pepsi Cola]]
*"Gotta Have It" was a slogan for Pepsi during the real-life Cola Wars