Dyspepsi-Cola Knight
| Dyspepsi-Cola Knight | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 291 |
| Locations | A Battlefield (in Cloaca-Cola Uniform) |
| Hit Points | 35 |
| Attack | 30 |
| Defense | 27 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Dyspepsi-Cola KnightAs you make your way across the battlefield, you are surprised by a fully-armored knight in a Dyspepsi-Cola tabard, waving a two-handed sword over his head wildly and bellowing as he runs at you. Clearly an example of caffeine addiction. You wonder what a nice sword like that's doing on a knight like him.
Hit Message(s):
He bashes you with his sword, shouting "Drink it up!" Eek! Eek!
He belches a hideous belch at you. The air turns green, as does your face. Ugh! Eek!
He runs through your face with his sword. Ooh! Ouch!
He chugs a can of cola, and bludgeons you with caffeine-fueled vigor. Eek! Ugh! Eek!
He swings his sword at you, but is jittering too hard to actually hit.
He starts to charge you, but doubles over with a stomach cramp.
He starts to attack, but his sugar rush wears off and he falls asleep at the wheel. Er, of the horse. Asleep at the reins?
He charges at you, but his attack falls flat. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Dyspepsi-Cola (18.4% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: Dyspepsi-Cola (12.6% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: Dyspepsi grenade (5.4% chance)* |
| You gain 7-8 <substat>. |
Occurs at A Battlefield (in Cloaca-Cola Uniform).
References
- "You wonder what a nice sword like that's doing on a knight like him" is a reference to the well known pick up line: "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"
