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{{battle|text=In the Sleazy Back Alley, you are set upon by a drunken half-orc hobo. You're as overpowered by his stench as you are confused by his slurred missives. One thing is for sure, though -- it's beat or be beaten.

|hit=He pelts you with a handful of spare change. {{ouch|1}} {{element|stench}} {{meat|amount=3-4}}

He smacks you upside the {{part}} with a bottle of Mad Train Wine. Now there's too much blood in your broken-glass-stream. {{ouch|1}} {{element|stench}}

He stabs you with a sharp piece of rusty metal. Your jaw locks up. {{ouch|1}} {{element|stench}}

He showers you with corrosive, acidic vomit! You stagger under this corrosion, feeling like you've bled all you can, and can't bleed no more. {{ouch|1}} {{element|stench}}
|miss=He tries to throw spare change at you, but you block it with a spare tire you find in the alley.

He starts to hit you with his bottle of Mad Train, but decides to drink out of it instead.

He vomits up an acidic stew of Mad Train wine and stomach acid, but you dodge this corrosion. You wish some one would give you some sirens.

He tries to stab you with a sharp piece of rusty metal, but you tell him not to metal in your affairs.
|critical=He knocks you out with his bottle of Mad Train. When you wake up, you feel like you got a visit from the Bruise Fairy. He stands in front of you, grinning, then smacks you again. {{ouch|1}} {{element|stench}}
|fumble=He raises his arms and an overpowering odor fills the alley. Before it can overpower you, though, a freak thunderstorm washes him clean. He looks down at his un-grimed body and screams.}}

{{acquire|item=dirty hobo gloves|chance=30.9%}}
{{acquire|item=Mad Train wine|chance=59.6%}}
{{acquire|item=moxie weed|chance=14.9%}}
{{stat|1}}
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Occurs at [[The Sleazy Back Alley]], and in [[The Haunted Pantry]] as a choice of the [[Oh No, Hobo]] adventure.

==Notes==
*Using [[Pickpocket]] on this monster may yield a [[Boozehounds Anonymous token]] from about 10% of pickpocket attempts.
*Becomes [[hung-over half-orc hobo]] after [[ascension]], except for the choice non-combats. Then, after you ascend again, it reverts back to the drunken variation.
*Using [[Transcendent Olfaction]] on this monster does not help track [[hung-over half-orc hobo]].
{{StealAccordion|
accordiontext=Your keen Accordion Thief eyes spy a battered accordion peeking out of the hobo's waistband. And also that his pants are ''really'' baggy!|
stealtext=You pluck the accordion from the hobo's filthy pants, leaving him none the wiser (and none the cleaner.)|
accordion=beer-battered accordion}}
==References==
*The attack text "You stagger under this corrosion, feeling like you've bled all you can, and can't bleed no more" is probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:The Sisters of Mercy|The Sisters of Mercy]] song "[[Wikipedia:This Corrosion|This Corrosion]]", as is the miss text "dodge this corrosion".
==History==
* Used to have a 100% chance to drop [[Hobo gristle]] if you were on the appropriate [[The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack|bounty hunt]] prior to the Bounty Hunter revamp on January 14, 2014.