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|Locations||The Shady Thicket|
|Monster Parts||head, leg, tail, torso, wing|
This duck, after having been driven into the Shady Thicket, apparently stumbled onto Farmer McMillicancuddy's still. And it's still drunk.
It breaks the neck off a bottle and slices you with it. It's a remarkably inefficient way to get alcohol in your bloodstream. Ooh! Ugh! Eek! Ow! Ouch! Oof!
It vomits on you. Acidic! Ow! Ouch! Ugh! Argh! Ow! Argh! Ow! Eek!
It waddles straight into your shins, knocking you down. Remember kids, don't drink and waddle. Eek! Ooh! Ow! Oof! Eek! Ouch! Argh! Eek!
It belches a highly flammable belch at you. Your eyes water. Ooh! Ugh! Oof! Ouch! (stench damage)
It hops into a nearby bitchin' meatcar and tries to drive away from the fight. However, inebriation + feathers - thumbs = you getting run over. Remember kids, if you don't have thumbs, don't drink and drive. Ow! Eek! Ugh! Ugh! Ooh! Argh!
It tries to vomit on you, but you dodge this corrosion; you've got nothing to say you ain't said before.
It belches a highly flammable belch, but you duck out of the way. Get it? Duck! Ha!
It waddles toward you, but gets pulled over for a WUI.
It tries to slash you with a broken bottle, but it's seeing double and slashes at the wrong you.
It jumps into a bitchin' meatcar, intent on running you down. It's so drunk, though, that it only manages to plow into a nearby tree. Don't drink and drive - won't someone think of the trees? (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 160-240 Meat (average: 200, stdev: 16.73)*|
|You acquire an item: bottle of gin (? chance)*|
|You acquire an item: bottle of rum (? chance)*|
|You acquire an item: boxed wine (? chance)*|
|You acquire an item: duct tape (? chance)*|
|You gain 41-42 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Shady Thicket
- The miss message involving 'this corrosion' reference the song "This Corrosion" by The Sisters of Mercy.