View source for Drunk duck

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|text=This duck, after having been driven into the Shady Thicket, apparently stumbled onto Farmer McMillicancuddy's still. And it's still drunk.

|hit=It breaks the neck off a bottle and slices you with it. It's a remarkably inefficient way to get alcohol in your bloodstream. {{ouch|6}}

It vomits on you. Acidic! {{ouch|8}}

It waddles straight into your shins, knocking you down. Remember kids, don't drink and waddle. {{ouch|8}}

It belches a highly flammable belch at you. Your eyes water. {{ouch|4}} {{element|stench}}

|miss=It tries to vomit on you, but you dodge this corrosion; you've got nothing to say you ain't said before.

It belches a highly flammable belch, but you duck out of the way. Get it? Duck! Ha!

It waddles toward you, but gets pulled over for a WUI.

It tries to slash you with a broken bottle, but it's seeing double and slashes at the wrong you.

|critical=It hops into a nearby bitchin' meatcar and tries to drive away from the fight. However, inebriation + feathers - thumbs = you getting run over. Remember kids, if you don't have thumbs, don't drink and drive. {{ouch|6}}

|fumble=It jumps into a bitchin' meatcar, intent on running you down. It's so drunk, though, that it only manages to plow into a nearby tree. Don't drink and drive - won't someone think of the trees?}}

{{meat|Mval=200}}
{{acquire|item=bottle of gin|chance=?}}
{{acquire|item=bottle of rum|chance=?}}
{{acquire|item=boxed wine|chance=?}}
{{acquire|item=duct tape|chance=?}}
{{stat|41-42}}

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Occurs at [[The Shady Thicket]]

==References==
*The miss message involving 'this corrosion' reference the song "This Corrosion" by The Sisters of Mercy.