Crystal skeleton vodka

crystal skeleton vodka This is a human-sized skeleton whose bones are made of crystal instead of calcium, and whose marrow is made of vodka instead of... well, vodka, I guess. Regular bone marrow is mostly vodka, right? Type: booze (EPIC) Potency: 3 Level required: 3 Selling Price: 25 Meat. Effect: Aykrophobia (20 Adventures)+25% Item Drops from Monsters +20 Spooky Damage +15 Monster Level (In-game plural: crystal skeleton vodkas)

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Recipe

	5 skeleton
	crystal skeleton vodka

When Consumed

You hang the skeleton from the ceiling and kiss it like it's Spiderman, you're Mary Jane, and instead of kissing her, Spiderman vomited an entire skeleton's worth of vodka into Mary Jane's mouth.

You acquire an effect: Aykrophobia (duration: 20 Adventures)

You gain 15-17 Adventures.

You gain 15-34 Fortitude. You gain 15-34 Magicalness. You gain 15-34 Smarm.

You gain 3 Drunkenness.

References

• A reference to Crystal Head Vodka, hawked by Dan Aykroyd.

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