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You're fighting  <b>The Crimbomination</b>
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#REDIRECT [[The Crimbomination]]
 
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The good news is that there aren't a bunch of mutant elves in the factory any more.
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The bad news is that they've all somehow fused together and mutated into this hulking monstrosity.
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It's got more arms than a munitions dump, more legs than a bucket full of centipedes, and more heads
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than... er... a thing with a whole bunch of heads. Every peek you sneak at this thing reveals more horrors:
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pincers, tentacles, sharp, jagged teeth, vestigial telemarketers...
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Look, let's just say it makes H.P. Lovecraft's worst nightmare look like a kitten huggling a teddy bear, okay?
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<i>Hit Message(s):</i>
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Unknown
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<i>Critical Hit Message</i>:
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Unknown
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<i>Miss Message(s):</i>
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You failed to hit the monster.
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It wraps a tentacle around you and spins you like a top. You crash into Zeela12, a fellow adventurer, but are too dizzy to apologize.
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You lose 3,652 hit points.
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As you're leaving the fray, you see a penguin whack one of the Crimbomination's tentacles with an umbrella, shouting, "take that! Take that, and that, and that, ya mook!"
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<i>Fumble Message:</i>
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Unknown
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Occurs at: Sweet Sassafrass, what is that thing?
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Latest revision as of 00:39, 6 December 2012

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