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You're fighting  <b>The Crimbomination</b>
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{{battle|text=The good news is that there aren't a bunch of mutant elves in the factory any more.  
 
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The good news is that there aren't a bunch of mutant elves in the factory any more.  
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The bad news is that they've all somehow fused together and mutated into this hulking monstrosity.  
 
The bad news is that they've all somehow fused together and mutated into this hulking monstrosity.  
 
It's got more arms than a munitions dump, more legs than a bucket full of centipedes, and more heads  
 
It's got more arms than a munitions dump, more legs than a bucket full of centipedes, and more heads  
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Look, let's just say it makes H.P. Lovecraft's worst nightmare look like a kitten huggling a teddy bear, okay?
 
Look, let's just say it makes H.P. Lovecraft's worst nightmare look like a kitten huggling a teddy bear, okay?
<i>Hit Message(s):</i>
 
Unknown
 
<i>Critical Hit Message</i>:
 
Unknown
 
<i>Miss Message(s):</i>
 
  
You failed to hit the monster.
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|hit=It wraps a tentacle around you and spins you like a top. You crash into Zeela12, a fellow adventurer, but are too dizzy to apologize. {{ouch|133978}}
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It picks you up and uses you as a bowling ball, with your fellow adventurer Forrest as the last remaining pin. Nice Spare! {{ouch|133978}}
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|miss=Unknown.
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|critical=Unknown.
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|fumble=Unknown.}}
  
It wraps a tentacle around you and spins you like a top. You crash into Zeela12, a fellow adventurer, but are too dizzy to apologize.
 
You lose 3,652 hit points.
 
  
 
As you're leaving the fray, you see a penguin whack one of the Crimbomination's tentacles with an umbrella, shouting, "take that! Take that, and that, and that, ya mook!"
 
As you're leaving the fray, you see a penguin whack one of the Crimbomination's tentacles with an umbrella, shouting, "take that! Take that, and that, and that, ya mook!"
 
<i>Fumble Message:</i>
 
Unknown
 
  
 
Occurs at: Sweet Sassafrass, what is that thing?
 
Occurs at: Sweet Sassafrass, what is that thing?

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The good news is that there aren't a bunch of mutant elves in the factory any more. The bad news is that they've all somehow fused together and mutated into this hulking monstrosity. It's got more arms than a munitions dump, more legs than a bucket full of centipedes, and more heads than... er... a thing with a whole bunch of heads. Every peek you sneak at this thing reveals more horrors: pincers, tentacles, sharp, jagged teeth, vestigial telemarketers...

Look, let's just say it makes H.P. Lovecraft's worst nightmare look like a kitten huggling a teddy bear, okay?

Hit Message(s):

It wraps a tentacle around you and spins you like a top. You crash into Zeela12, a fellow adventurer, but are too dizzy to apologize. It picks you up and uses you as a bowling ball, with your fellow adventurer Forrest as the last remaining pin. Nice Spare!

Critical Hit Message:

Unknown.

Miss Message(s):

Unknown.

Fumble Message:

Unknown. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat


As you're leaving the fray, you see a penguin whack one of the Crimbomination's tentacles with an umbrella, shouting, "take that! Take that, and that, and that, ya mook!"

Occurs at: Sweet Sassafrass, what is that thing?