Completely different spider

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Completely different spider
Monster ID 157
Locations The Sleazy Back Alley
Hit Points 1
Attack 1
Defense 0
No-Hit 11
Initiative 40
Meat 4-6
Phylum bug
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, leg
spider web, spider web
Manuel Entry
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completely different spider You're fighting a completely different spider

In the Sleazy Back Alley, you are attacked by a completely different spider than the big creepy spider that you may or may not have already been attacked by. Yikes! Step on Spider!

Hit Message(s):

It does whatever a spider can, which in this case includes sinking its fangs into your <skull>. Ow! Argh!

It does whatever a spider can, including encasing you in gooey, acidic webbing. Ouch! Oof! Eek!

It sinks its venomy fangs into your tender foot. Fangs a lot, dude. Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

It spins a web (any size) and catches you just like a fly. Look out, here comes that spider, man. You writhe around trying to free yourself, and eventually fall to the ground. Twenty feet to the ground. Eek!

Miss Message(s):

It starts to sink its fangs into your <arm>, but some dude with eight arms shows up and stops it.

It gets all frustrated at trying to balance being a spider with a girlfriend and a career, and its webslingers quit working.

It tries to spear you with a venemous mandible, but you're immune to dactyl-based damage (look it up, I'm not your damn search engine).

Fumble Message:

It spins a web to ensnare you, but gets scared midway through and ends up spooling all of its web fiber onto the ground. Someone should make a hilarious cartoon along those lines. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 4-6 Meat (average: 5, stdev: 0.71)*
Web.gifYou acquire an item: spider web (25% chance)*
Web.gifYou acquire an item: spider web (25% chance)*
You gain 1 <substat>.

Occurs in The Sleazy Back Alley.


  • A successful attack from this monster has a chance of poisoning you:
You are poisoned by the attack...
Poison.gifYou acquire an effect: Hardly Poisoned at All
(duration: 10 Adventures)


  • "Step on spider" is a quote from the song "Spider", by They Might Be Giants.
  • The combat messages refer to the comic book super hero Spider-Man. The emphasis on the girlfriend, the career and the webslingers not working is the non-Doctor Octopus side plot of the movie Spider-Man 2.
  • "Does whatever a spider can" is from the lyrics for the television theme for Spider-Man.
  • The fumble phrase comes from The Far Side comics in which one spider scares another and its web fibers spool onto the ground.