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{{item|
itemid=1334|
descid=543518940|
desc=This is a can of Cloaca-Cola, one of the two indistinguishable frontrunners in the Kingdom of Loathing Cola Wars.|
cocktail=1|
type=usable (also usable in combat)|
enchantment=Restores 10-14 MP|
autosell=52}}

==Obtained From==
;[[A Battlefield#In Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform|The Cola Wars Battlefield]] (In the [[Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform]])
:[[Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer]] (2)
:[[Cloaca-Cola Footsoldier]] (2)
:[[Cloaca-Cola Soldier]] (2)
;Items
:[[Cloaca-Cola c-rations]] (6)

==When Used==
*From inventory:
{{useitem|
text=You drink the can of cola. Empty calories never tasted so good.|
effect={{MP|amount=10-14}}}}

*From inventory with [[Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen]] equipped:
{{useitem|
text=You drink the can of cola. Empty calories never tasted so good.

Your canteen makes 'em taste even better!|
effect={{MP|amount=20-27}}}}

*From inventory, with [[Popping Stomach]] effect:
{{useitem|
text=You drink the can of cola. Empty calories never tasted so good.|
effect={{MP|amount=10-14}}
Your stomach explodes.}}
{{HP|type=lose|amount=20-28}}
{{acquireEffect|effect=Beaten Up|duration=10}}

*In combat:
{{useitem|
text=You quickly guzzle the can of soda.|
effect={{MP|amount=10-14}}|
type=combat}}

==Uses==
*[[rum and cola]]
*[[whiskey and cola]]

==Notes==
*If you use the Cloaca-Cola in combat, even if you have the [[Popping Stomach]] effect, your guts will remain intact.
*Special varieties of Cloaca Cola can be purchased at [[The White Citadel]].

==References==
*Besides just being part of a mangled form of "Coca-Cola," the word ''[[Wikipedia:Cloaca (disambiguation)|cloaca]]'' is Latin for "sewer." More commonly, however, it is defined as the common chamber into which the intestinal, urinary, and generative canals discharge in birds, reptiles, amphibians, and many fish.
*The stomach explosion is a reference to the myth that soda, when taken with Pop Rocks, will produce enough gas to cause the stomach to explode.

==See Also==
*[[MP Restorers]]
*[[Combat Items]]

==Zapping==
{{ZAP Sodas}}

==Collection==
<collection>1334</collection>