Creating Choose wisely. Or choose carelessly. Who cares.
The phone rings, and you answer it.
"This is the Council of Loathing speaking. As you may have noticed, some sort of weird tower has appeared in the middle of Seaside Town, and everybody is in a panic. We find that in times of strife such as these, the best course of action is to occupy the populace with petty infighting and pointless tribalism. As such, all citizens are required to pick a team. Or you could let us pick for you, and be rewarded with 10 Chroners.
If you don't know what Chroners are yet, don't worry. Suffice to say that they are great and you want them."
You have chosen the Time Lords. You hope it was a good choice!
| I want to join the Time Lords
You have chosen the Time Bandits. You hope it was a good choice!
| I want to join the Time Bandits
You have been assigned to Team X. This reward encourages future compliance.
| Give me that money and pick for me
| BONUS: 10x
|You acquire... something.
You hem for a while, and then you haw for a while.
| I don't want to decide yet
- Occurs as a result of choosing a team at the phone booth during The Time-Twitching Tower event.
- Puts you on either the Time Lord team or the Time Bandit team, which was a previously relevant distinction in previous Time-Twitching Tower events but not relevant in current events.
- Doesn't consume an adventure, and sends you back to the Phone Booth.
You have chosen Team 5. You hope it was a good choice!
You have chosen Team V. You hope it was a good choice!
- Originally, the two teams were presented as Team 5 or Team V: