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[[File:chez.gif|center|Chez Snootée]]
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| align="left" | Welcome to Chez Snootée, ze finest restaurant in all of ze Kingdom of Loazing. Please partake of our fine cuisine, and enjoy it very much.
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Located in [[Little Canadia]], [[Chez Snootée]] serves a variety of food. There are three items available on the menu every day and one daily special. Whatever you buy here you automatically eat right away, so be careful.

==Items Sold==
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!colspan="2" style="font-size: 13px" |Regular Menu:
{{RestaurantItem|item=Peche a la Frog|price=50|desc=3 fullness, 3-4 Adventures}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=As Jus Gezund Heit|price=75|desc=4 fullness, 4-6 Adventures}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Bouillabaise Coucher Avec Moi|price=100|desc=5 fullness, 5-9 Adventures}}
|}
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!colspan="2" style="font-size: 13px" |Today's Special:
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|colspan="2" align="center"|''(only one of the following will be available each day)''
{{RestaurantItem|item=abominable snowcone|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=acceptable bagel|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=agnolotti arboli|price=180}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=ancient frozen dinner|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=ancient unspeakable fruitcake|price=111}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=animal part cracker|price=24}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=antique packet of ketchup|price=45}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=asparagus stir-fry|price=201}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bag of GORP|price=69}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bag of GORF|price=69}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=balaclava baklava|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=ballroom blintz|price=129}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=banana|price=3}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=banana cream pie|price=30}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Bash-Ōs cereal|price=75}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Bätzle|price=219}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bat haggis|price=318}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bat wing kabob|price=150}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bean burrito|price=162}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=beefy fish meat|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=berries of suffering|price=150}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=black forest cake|price=120}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=black forest ham|price=120}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=black pudding (food)|price=120}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=blackberry|price=210}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=boring spaghetti|price=99}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bowl of cottage cheese|price=93}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bowl of rye sprouts|price=450}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bowl of topioca|price=210}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=brains casserole|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Brimstone Chicken Sandwich|price=300}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=brown sugar cane|price=165}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bucket of honey|price=198}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bunch of square grapes|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=cactus fruit|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=candied pecan|price=12}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=candy mountain oyster|price=24}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=carob brownies|price=180}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=carob chunk cookies|price=156}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=carob chunks|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=catgut taco|price=252}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=catsup|price=300}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=centipede eggs|price=198}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=cherry|price=180}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=chorizo taco|price=156}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=C.H.U.M. chum|price=135}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=circular CRIMBCOOKIE|price=300}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=club sandwich|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=cob of corn|price=450}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=cocktail onion|price=210}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=cocoa eggshell fragment|price=342}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=cookie cookie|price=45}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=cool mushroom|price=183}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=cool mushroom casserole|price=225}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=corned-beef Reuben|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=cranberries|price=87}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=crappy brain|price=33}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=crazy little Turkish delight|price=150}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=cream of pointy mushroom soup|price=225}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=creamsicle|price=165}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Crepes a la Lune|price=600}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=crudles|price=180}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=dead meat bun|price=54}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=decent brain|price=99}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=dehydrated caviar|price=450}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=delicious noodles|price=99}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=delicious salad|price=3}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=delicious swamp muck|price=54}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=desiccated apricot|price=144}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=devil hair pasta|price=165}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=diabolic pizza|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=dire fudgesicle|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=dragon snaps|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Double Bacon Beelzeburger|price=300}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Drippy plum(?)|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=dwarf bread|price=63}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Eldritch mushroom|price=270}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Elf army field rations|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Elfin shortbread|price=147}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=enchanted bean burrito|price=162}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Fettris|price=255}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=fettucini Inconnu|price=183}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=fiery wing|price=96}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=fine aged cheddarwurst|price=84}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=flaming mushroom|price=300}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=flower petal pie|price=135}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=foie gras|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=forbidden sausage|price=51}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=fortune cookie|price=60}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=fricasseed brains|price=60}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=frozen mushroom|price=300}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=fruitcake|price=111}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=fusilli marrownarrow|price=180}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=fusillocybin|price=255}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=gallon of milk|price=45}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=ghost cucumber|price=225}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=ghuol-ear kabob|price=156}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=ghuol egg|price=48}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=ghuol egg quiche|price=138}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=ghuol guolash|price=87}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=giant heirloom grape tomato|price=225}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=giant marshmallow|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=gingerbread mug|price=48}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=glistening fish meat|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=glob of cream cheese|price=21}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=glowing fungus|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=goat cheese|price=66}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=goat cheese pizza|price=252}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=goat cheese taco|price=252}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=good brain|price=231}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=government cheese|price=87}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=gr8ps|price=177}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=grapefruit|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=grapes|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=green and red bean|price=18}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=guffin|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=ham steak|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=haunted Hell ramen|price=210}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=haunted orange|price=150}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=haunted pizza|price=255}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Hell broth|price=114}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Hell ramen|price=165}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=herb brownies|price=183}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=hibiscus petal|price=30}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=hot buttered roll|price=75}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=hot date|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=hot wing|price=96}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=humble pie|price=78}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=java cookie|price=45}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=jumbo olive|price=180}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=jumping bean burrito|price=150}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=jumping bean taco|price=198}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=juniper berries|price=450}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=junk food|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=ketchup|price=300}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=kiwi|price=210}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Knob jelly donut|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Knob mushroom|price=48}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Knob nuts|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Knob sausage|price=51}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Knob shroomkabob|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Knob stir-fry|price=153}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Knob stroganoff|price=327}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Knob stuffed shells|price=216}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Knoll mushroom|price=45}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Knoll shroomkabob|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Knoll stir-fry|price=156}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=kumquat|price=210}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=large cocoa eggshell fragment|price=642}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Laser-broiled pear|price=465}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=leftover canapés|price=24}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=leftovers|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=lemon|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=lemon meringue pie|price=165}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=libertagliatelle|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=lihc eye pie|price=135}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=lime|price=180}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=linguini immondizia bianco|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=linguini of the sea|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=loaf of soda bread|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Lord of the Flies-sized fries|price=300}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=magical baguette|price=75}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=menudo|price=129}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=menudo ravioli|price=390}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=mind flayer corpse|price=234}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=mineapple|price=69}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=mole molé|price=300}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Mornington crescent roll|price=135}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Mt. McLargeHuge oyster|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=mushroom pizza|price=258}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=nailswurst|price=150}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=nanite-infested fruitcake|price=111}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=natto pocky|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=olive|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=olive stir-fry|price=213}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=orange|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=overcookie|price=114}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=P.B.L.T.|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=packet of beer nuts|price=36}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=packet of tofurkey gravy|price=60}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=painful penne pasta|price=99}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=papaya|price=96}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=papaya taco|price=192}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=pawn cookie|price=300}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=PB&BP|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=PB&J with the crusts cut off|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=peach|price=450}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=pear|price=450}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=pestopiary|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=petit fortran|price=45}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=philosopher's scone|price=171}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=pickled egg|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=piece of wedding cake|price=36}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=pigeon egg|price=75}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=pineapple slab|price=30}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=pink slime|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=plain bagel|price=21}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=plain candy cane|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=plain pizza|price=204}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=plain snowcone|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=plum|price=450}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=pointy mushroom|price=171}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=poisonous caviar|price=600}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=poutine|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=pr0n cocktail|price=432}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=pr0n m4nic0tti|price=99}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=pr0n taco|price=252}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=prescription noodles|price=255}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=purple pixel pie|price=150}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=questionable taco|price=75}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=raisin|price=51}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=raspberry|price=210}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=rat appendix kabob|price=53}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=rat scrapple|price=120}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=ratini|price=213}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=ravioli della hippy|price=99}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=roasted duck|price=24}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=royal jelly|price=231}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=royal jelly taco|price=198}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=salacious crumbs|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=salt plum|price=24}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=sausage pizza|price=255}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=sea avocado|price=1050}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=sea blueberry|price=225}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=sea broccoli|price=210}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=sea carrot|price=1050}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=sea cauliflower|price=180}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=sea cucumber|price=1050}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=sea lychee|price=1200}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=sea persimmon|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=sea radish|price=1050}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=sea tangelo|price=1200}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=sea truffle|price=2997}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=six tiny wedges of goat cheese|price=66}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Shells a la shellfish|price=176}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=skewered cat appendix|price=243}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=slick fish meat|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=smelted roe|price=135}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=space chowder|price=150}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=spagecialetti|price=165}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Spaghetti with ghost balls|price=180}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Spaghetti with Moonballs|price=300}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Spam Witch sammich|price=174}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=spicy bean burrito|price=165}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=spicy jumping bean burrito|price=180}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=spicy mushroom quesadilla|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=sponge cake|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=spooky mushroom|price=48}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=spooky shroomkabob|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=spooky stir-fry|price=150}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Spooky Surprise Egg|price=1260}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=square CRIMBCOOKIE|price=300}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Squirmy violent party snack|price=264}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Stale baguette|price=165}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=stalk of asparagus|price=93}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=standard-issue cupcake|price=60}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=stinky mushroom|price=300}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=stolen sushi|price=198}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=strawberry|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=strawberry pie|price=135}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=strawberry popsicle|price=6}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=stuffed spooky mushroom|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=succulent marrow|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=suggestive strozzapreti|price=180}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=sweet roll Alabama|price=75}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=t8r tots|price=174}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco|price=150}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco|price=300}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco|price=45}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=tangerine|price=210}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker|price=198}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=toast|price=42}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=tobiko pocky|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=tofu casserole|price=321}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=tofu taco|price=198}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=tofurkey nugget|price=150}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=tomato|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=triangular CRIMBCOOKIE|price=300}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=trollhouse cookies|price=174}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=turkish mostaccioli|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=ultra-deluxe cupcake|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=unappetizing mayolus|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=uncooked chorizo|price=54}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=unfortunate dumplings|price=45}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=uninteresting mayolus|price=30}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=vinegar-soaked lemon slice|price=183}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=warm mushroom|price=165}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=wasabi pocky|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=wax pancake|price=45}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=wet stew|price=75}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=white chocolate chip brownies|price=135}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=white chocolate chip cookies|price=132}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=white chocolate chips|price=72}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=White Citadel burger|price=150}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=White Citadel fries|price=120}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=wild honey pie|price=150}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=yam candy|price=150}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=yellow matter custard|price=165}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=yule gruel|price=15}}
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==Notes==
*Daily specials are randomly selected each day and sell for three times the item's auto-sell price. This is generally much less than what you would pay for it in the [[The Mall of Loathing|Mall]].
*While some of the daily specials are surprisingly good and cheap (such as the [[forbidden sausage]] and [[linguini of the sea]]), the truly top-notch food like [[Hi mein]] are never sold.
*Since the food is consumed immediately, [[Boozetafarian]]s and [[Oxygenarian]]s are not allowed to purchase food here.
*All food purchased here is added to your list of [[Profile|Food Consumption/Favorite Food]].
*Those [[Bees Hate You|afraid of bees]] cannot order Bouillabaise Coucher Avec Moi or any ''B'' word specials here:
:'''You are way too scared of the Bs to order that.'''
*Attempting to order food whose level requirement you do not reach:
:'''Your palate isn't sophisticated enough to eat food this good. (You must be at least level ''X'' to eat this item.)'''
*The [[LARP membership card]] gives a 10% discount on food bought here, including daily specials.
*Food consumed here gives you all the benefits and drawbacks that it would normally give. This includes, but is not limited to, items obtained from eating a food, such as {{plural|banana peel}}.
**However, the [[diabolic pizza]] purchased here will always yield 0 adventures and no other benefits, regardless of whether or not you own the [[diabolic pizza cube]].
* G-less foods are still able to be eaten during a [[G-Lover]] run.
* Daily specials are not subject to [[Standard restrictions]], and may be consumed regardless.
* [[Eldritch mushroom pizza]] had sometimes been available for 1998 meat until early August 2020.

*Closed in a [[Zombie Slayer]] run:
{{custombox|blue|Uh Oh!|The door to Chez Snootée has been broken in, and zombies are milling around inside. You consider joining them to see what you can scrounge up, but canapés are definitely not going to do much for your hunger.}}

==References==
*Chez Snootée is the name of a French restaurant in the episode "Dumbwaiters" on the show ''[[Wikipedia:The Angry Beavers|The Angry Beavers]]''.

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