Cheerless mime functionary

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Cheerless mime functionary
Monster ID 2044
Locations The Cheerless Spire (Level 1)
Hit Points 75% of Player's Defense
Attack Player's Moxie + 1
Defense Player's Muscle + 1
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum horror
Elements None
Resistance
Monster Parts arms, head, legs, torso
Drops
3 crystalline cheer
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
cheerless mime functionary You're fighting a cheerless mime pencil pusher

Near the empty space that passes for this office's water cooler, you attract the unwanted attention of a mime functionary.

OR

One of the office mimes notices you and starts making menacing gestures in your direction. You stagger backwards under the force of an imaginary shove.

Hit Message(s):

He rears his arm back and pretends to throw a stapler at you. Your <thigh> starts bleeding. Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Ow! Ouch!

He mimes a gesture you don't understand until you get a papercut on your <leg>. Argh! Ouch! Oof! Argh! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

He mimes the act of twisting your <leg>, and pain erupts inside of it. (CRITICAL HIT!)

Miss Message(s):

He rears his arm back and pretends to throw a stapler at you, but you duck out of the way of where the stapler isn't.

He mimes a gesture you don't understand, and what you don't understand can't give you a papercut. Like they say.

Fumble Message:

He mimes the act of twisting your <knee>, but you move it out of the way of... his imagination. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Crystalcheer.gifYou acquire 3 crystalline cheer
You gain x Fortitude.
You gain x Mysteriousness.
You gain x Chutzpah.

Occurs at The Cheerless Spire (Level 1).