Black Crayon Penguin

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Black Crayon Penguin
Monster ID 1204
Locations Anywhere, with an Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a penguin-type monster)
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Moxie (cap at 10 000)
Defense Muscle (cap at 10 000)
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum penguin
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts beak, foot, head, wing
crayon shavings
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Black Crayon Penguin You're fighting a Black Crayon Penguin

No, this penguin isn't a metaphor for the solitude of our barren and empty lives, okay? Penguins are just cool. Sometimes you just have to draw a penguin.

Hit Message(s):

It slaps you with its wings. Eek! Argh! Ooh!

It kicks you in the ankles with its little legs. Oof! Oof! Oof!

It pecks you in the <arm>. Man, what a pecker. Ugh! Ooh! Ugh!

It regurgitates a black crayon herring on your foot. Ew. Ow! Ooh! Eek! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It engages you in a socially awesome conversation, then celebrates by pecking you while slapping you with its wings. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Argh! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to kick you in the <skull>, but you can run faster than it can waddle.

It tries to peck you in the <solar plexus>, but is a pathetic penguin pecker.

It regurgitates a black crayon herring, then looks hurt when you don't eat it.

It tries to slap you with its wings, but you make fun of it for not being able to fly.

Fumble Message:

It engages you in an incredibly socially awkward conversation, and waddles away sadly when it's done. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Crayonshavings.gifYou acquire an item: crayon shavings (100.0% chance)*

Occurs anywhere, with Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a penguin-type monster)