Black Crayon Penguin
| Black Crayon Penguin | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1204 |
| Locations | Anywhere, with an Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a penguin-type monster) |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Moxie (cap at 10 000) |
| Defense | Muscle (cap at 10 000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | penguin |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | beak, foot, head, wing |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Black Crayon PenguinNo, this penguin isn't a metaphor for the solitude of our barren and empty lives, okay? Penguins are just cool. Sometimes you just have to draw a penguin.
Hit Message(s):
It slaps you with its wings. Ooh! Argh! Eek!
It kicks you in the ankles with its little legs. Ugh! Ouch! Ow!
It pecks you in the <giblets>. Man, what a pecker. Ouch! Oof! Ouch!
It regurgitates a black crayon herring on your foot. Ew. Ouch! Ugh! Ugh! (sleaze damage)
It engages you in a socially awesome conversation, then celebrates by pecking you while slapping you with its wings. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Ow! Argh!
It tries to kick you in the <head>, but you can run faster than it can waddle.
It tries to peck you in the <face>, but is a pathetic penguin pecker.
It regurgitates a black crayon herring, then looks hurt when you don't eat it.
It tries to slap you with its wings, but you make fun of it for not being able to fly.
It engages you in an incredibly socially awkward conversation, and waddles away sadly when it's done. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: crayon shavings (100.0% chance)* |
Occurs anywhere, with Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a penguin-type monster)
