Black Crayon Crimbo Elf
|Black Crayon Crimbo Elf|
|Locations||Anywhere, with an Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a elf-type monster)|
|Hit Points||75% of Defense|
|Attack||Moxie (cap at 10 000)|
|Defense||Muscle (cap at 10 000)|
|Monster Parts||arm, ear, head, leg, torso|
The only Crimbo that this artist can imagine is a Black Crimbo, with this rough creature slouching toward the workshop, making not toys to soothe the pedestrian masses, but horrors that point out the underlying horror of our conscious existence.
Uncle Crimbo never delivered the wind-up toy meatcar he wanted when he was a kid.
He pulls out a black-and-white candy cane and canes you with it. Oof! Ugh! Eek!
He pulls out some black crayon sleigh bells and pelts you with them, filling the air with sounds of "dingdingding" and "ow! Quit it! OW!" Ow! Argh! Ouch!
He pulls out a black crayon duck-on-a-string and smacks you with it. Ouch! Ow! Ooh!
He pulls out a black crayon stuffed hobby horse and knocks your legs out from under you with it. Oof! Ow! Oof!
He stuffs you like a stocking. It's a long, painful process, and I can't really describe it in a family game. Ow! Ouch! Oof!
He pulls out a black crayon duck-on-a-string and makes it waddle around quacking.
He pulls out a black crayon hobby horse and rides around going "NEEEEIIIGH!"
He pulls out some black crayon sleigh bells and shakes them, but you can't hear them ring because you don't believe anymore.
He pulls out a black-and-white candy cane and licks it.
He stops to stuff a black crayon stocking with a bunch of mutilated, deformed toys. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: crayon shavings (100.0% chance)*|
- The miss message about sleigh bells refers to the film "The Polar Express".