Black Crayon Crimbo Elf

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Black Crayon Crimbo Elf
Monster ID 1201
Locations Anywhere, with an Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a elf-type monster)
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Moxie (cap at 10 000)
Defense Muscle (cap at 10 000)
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum elf
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts arm, ear, head, leg, torso
Drops
crayon shavings
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Black Crayon Crimbo Elf You're fighting a Black Crayon Crimbo Elf

The only Crimbo that this artist can imagine is a Black Crimbo, with this rough creature slouching toward the workshop, making not toys to soothe the pedestrian masses, but horrors that point out the underlying horror of our conscious existence.

Uncle Crimbo never delivered the wind-up toy meatcar he wanted when he was a kid.

Hit Message(s):

He pulls out a black-and-white candy cane and canes you with it. Oof! Ugh! Eek!

He pulls out some black crayon sleigh bells and pelts you with them, filling the air with sounds of "dingdingding" and "ow! Quit it! OW!" Ow! Argh! Ouch!

He pulls out a black crayon duck-on-a-string and smacks you with it. Ouch! Ow! Ooh!

He pulls out a black crayon stuffed hobby horse and knocks your legs out from under you with it. Oof! Ow! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

He stuffs you like a stocking. It's a long, painful process, and I can't really describe it in a family game. Ow! Ouch! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

He pulls out a black crayon duck-on-a-string and makes it waddle around quacking.

He pulls out a black crayon hobby horse and rides around going "NEEEEIIIGH!"

He pulls out some black crayon sleigh bells and shakes them, but you can't hear them ring because you don't believe anymore.

He pulls out a black-and-white candy cane and licks it.

Fumble Message:

He stops to stuff a black crayon stocking with a bunch of mutilated, deformed toys. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Crayonshavings.gifYou acquire an item: crayon shavings (100.0% chance)*

Occurs anywhere, with Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting an elf-type monster)

References

  • The miss message about sleigh bells refers to the film "The Polar Express".