|Monster Parts||baguette, head, loaf, torso|
You see a hunched-over old woman rummaging through pastries on a shelf. You approach her. "Oh, thank goodness," you say, "I'm so glad to see another human."
She turns around. She is... not human.
She grabs you with two stubby baguette arms and gives you a biiiiiig kiss. Ugh! Ooh! (sleaze damage)
She peels open her face-baguette to reveal a squirming mass of worms. What the heck, man. Nasty. Argh! Argh! (spooky damage)
She pulls off one of her arms and swings it like a baseball bat at your <eye>. Argh! Ouch!
She pulls off one of her arms and swings it like a baseball bat at your <arm>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Oof! Argh!
She swings one of her bready arms at you, but you were ready for it and you dodge out of the way.
She staggers toward you, but her baguette-hip breaks and she falls to the ground before she can reach you.
She swings one of her bready arms at you, but you were ready for it and you dodge out of the way. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: magical baguette (30% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: wad of dough (25% chance)*|
Occurs at Madness Bakery.