|Locations||The Nightmare Meatrealm|
|Monster Parts||body, mouth|
You're strolling through a peaceful (but still disgusting) meadow of bacongrass when you hear a rustling.
Well, not really a rustling. More of a greasy squelching noise. It just seemed like it'd be less gross to call it a rustling.
Anyway, you get attacked by a bacon snake.
It slithers up your leg and then bites you on the neck. You're not sure which part of the process is worse. Ugh! Ooh! (sleaze damage)
It bites you in the jugular and fills your veins up with cholesterol. That's really gonna hurt. Someday. Ugh! Argh! (sleaze damage)
It mistakes a nearby hamhock for your head, and bites it instead. Stupid snake. Hey, wait a minute...
The serpent is subtil -- so subtil, in fact, that you briefly lose track of where it is.
It moves as if to bite you, but gets distracted by what it thinks is a female bacon snake, but turns out to just be a blade of bacon grass, blowing seductively in the moist, greasy wind.
It accidentally bites its own tail, temporarily becoming a bacon ouroboros. Man, that'd be really good on a bagel! (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 200-300 Meat (average: 250, stdev: 20.82)*|
Occurs at The Nightmare Meatrealm.
- This is not the first subtil serpent in the Kingdom.