Artist's Spatula of Despair

Artist's Spatula of Despair If you're looking for a spoon, knife, or fork, a spatula can only disappoint you, and eventually lead you down the wilted garden path to despair. I mean, if you happen to be looking for a spatula, they're all right, but usually they're just taking up space in your utensil drawer and making it impossible to open or close, dammit. Type: combat item Selling Price: 11 Meat. Deals 10-20 Physical Damage (In-game plural: Artist's Spatulas of Despair)

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Obtained From

A Kitchen Drawer

Spatula of Despair

When Used

• In combat:

	You fling the spatula at your opponent, hitting him for 10-20 damage.

• Vs. a bag of Potatoes of Security:

	You flail at the Potatoes of Security with the Spatula of Despair, but Security stands strong against even the most determined slaps of Despair. It's an inspiring metaphor, but lacks the tragic element that makes for great art.

• Vs. a box of Batter Mix of Hope:

	You flip the Batter of Hope with the Spatula of Despair. Despair and Hope, yin and yang, the push and the pull, the metaphor and the food, all juxtaposed and balanced in perfect harmony, yield artistic satisfaction and a plate of pancakes.

• Vs. a bundle of Meat of Happiness:

	You use the Spatula of Despair to flip the Meat of Happiness, turning it over and over as it fries in its own fat, unable to tell up from down, wrong from right, hope from despair. The resulting rasher of bacon looks delicious, and the tragic truth it symbolizes is more delicious still.

• Vs. a carton of Eggs of Confidence:

	You flip the Eggs of Confidence with the Spatula of Despair. The two polar opposites combine in heart-breakingly beautiful fashion, leaving you with a fried egg that has been seared and flipped, but remains Sunny-Side Up. It's truly a triumph of metaphorical cooking.

• Vs. a loaf of Bread of Wonder:

	You slap the Bread of Wonder with the Spatula of Despair, but Despair can't really leave a dent in Wonder, and Wonder is too strong to be sliced by the floppy edge of Despair. Since happy endings are for children and poseurs, you concede that this mess is barely edible.

Collection

	TOP 10 Artist's Spatula of Despair collections
	1. RedMinjo - 257 | 2. caducus - 100 | 3. liffe - 66 | 4. whizdad - 57 | 5. Skent - 52 6. Babaganoosh - 46 | 7. mskc - 24 | 8. Defying - 17 | 9. Pumpkinheadme - 16 | 10. Artie Effham - 15 Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings