Angry mushroom guy
|Angry mushroom guy|
|Locations||The Fungal Nethers|
|Monster Parts||head, leg, torso|
This mushroom guy seems really upset at you for trespassing in its cavern. Or, possibly, it's just really upset all the time for no particular reason, and your being here presents a novel new way for it to express that anger.
The mushroom charges forward and slams into you like a fungoid sumo wrestler.
The mushroom kicks you in the <groin>. Its feet are harder than you expected. Even if you expected them to be pretty hard.
The mushroom headbutts you. Or, well, it leans forward and hits you with the upper part of its body. Capbutts?
The mushroom stomps on you. Or stamps, if you prefer, but I think you probably don't. (CRITICAL HIT!)
The mushroom charges toward you, but you sidestep its attack. It takes a little while for it to deal with the momentum and get turned back around.
The mushroom tries to headbutt you, but you jump out of the way and it falls over. This seems to make it even angrier, which you wouldn't have thought was possible.
The mushroom tries to kick you, but its stumpy little legs don't have much range.
The mushroom is so angry it can't even attack you. Bound so tightly with tension and anger, it approaches the state of rigor mortis. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: Knob mushroom (20% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: fizzing spore pod (70% chance)*|
|You gain 7.5 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Fungal Nethers.