An eXtreme Vacation
You arrive at Large Donkey Mountain ski resort and decide it's time for a change. You're bored with skiing, so you rent some snowboarding equipment and head up the mountain.
Snowboarding is fun and all, but it puts you in the company of frat boys, all of whom seem to think they're god's gift to the mountain. They build a ramp on one of the ski slopes and take turns doing tricks off of it. Well, they take turns launching themselves into the air and falling spectacularly.
You're nervous when it's your turn, and as you hit the ramp you feel a sneeze building up. WACHOOOO! The force of the sneeze twists your body around and upside-down. You frantically try to correct your trajectory and manage to land right-side-up, having performed a complete flip with a quarter-twist.
"Whoah!" The fratboys shout, in unison. "A 365-degree Shark Testicle MacGranham Spineless Invert!"
Sounds like gibberish to you, but you do feel like a badass.
 | You lose 3 Adventures. |
 | You spent 500 Meat. |
| You gain X Smarm. |
 | You acquire an item: Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip |
Occurs at Large Donkey Mountain Ski Resort.
Notes
- Stats gained from this adventure are based on your level.
