An Inconvenient Truth
As you come out from behind another damned yurt in the hippy camp (what do hippies have against shock-corded fiberglass poles?) you see a sad sight below you. It looks like someone stripped a bunch of hippies naked, then knocked them all unconscious! The scene below you looks like what Hieronymous Bosch would have painted if he had a thing for reggae music.
Then you see the ex-hippies' clothes lying strewn about. Looks like they were all hopped up on something (goofballs or otherwise) and decided to take off their clothes and commune with nature. So that explains the *gag* nudity. Nothing, however, explains why so many of the bodies have tell-tale frat-paddle marks on them. Man, this day isn't going to get any less weird.
What do you want to do?
| Check out the clothing |
You tiptoe through the hippies, collecting various articles of hippy clothing. Then you notice how bad the stench coming from said clothing is, and throw it all away except one reasonably clean (but still well within the bounds of the term "filthy") knitted dreadsack.
 | You acquire an item: filthy knitted dread sack |
| Avert your eyes |
You wisely avert your eyes from the hideous spectacle, and see a pair of filthy corduroys on the ground behind you. You grab them and beat feet.
 | You acquire an item: filthy corduroys |
| Flee in terror before your brain cracks |
You turn and run blindly from the nudity, the gore, and the bush. Y'know, that one shrub that looked particularly disturbing. You trip over a decent-sized stash of Meat at the edge of the clearing -- looks like some bad hippy wasn't sharing his worldly goods with the rest of his tribe.
 | You gain 207 - 298(?) Meat. |
Occurs at The Hippy Camp, on or after level 9.
References
- The name of this adventure is the same as a movie by Al Gore.
- Spencer Tunick is a photographer famous for photographing large numbers of naked people, sometimes face-down as in this adventure.
- Hieronymus Bosch was a painter famous for painting The Garden of Earthly Delights, which superficially resembles this adventure.
- "The gore, and the bush" refers to Al Gore and George W. Bush.
