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Deep in the bowels of The "Fun" House, you encounter a large iron door with a hideous clown face painted on it. The nose glows with a deep, throbbing, and sinister red light.
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{{button|Push the nose}}

*''With 3 Clownosity or fewer:''

The clown's eyes pop open, and glow with a malevolent red light as they look you up and down. Then, the hallway fills with the sound of hideous mocking laughter as the clown's mouth opens, and a napalm-cream pie springs out, coating you with flaming jellied petroleum. The experience is incredibly painful, and not particularly amusing.

{{HP|type=lose|amount=22-300 (scales with level)}}

Something tells you you wouldn't have gotten that reaction if you looked more like a clown. That something is this bit of really obvious exposition.
*''With 4 Clownosity or more:''
{{choice|name=Lurking at the Threshold|image=Clowndoor.gif|noline=y
|choice1name=Open the door|choice1=Fight [[The Clownlord Beelzebozo]]
|choice2name=Yeah, or not|choice2=Nothing (no adventure cost)}}
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{{button|Let sleeping doors lie}}

You decide that whatever's behind that door, it's probably something you don't want to be messing with right now. You're pretty happy with that decision.
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*With [[candy cane sword cane]] equipped:
{{button|Poke the clown face in the eye with your cane}}
You poke the clone face in the eye with your candy cane sword cane. It leaves a smudge which you assume will impact the doors judgement of your outfit.

''+25% passive clowniness''
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Occurs at [[The "Fun" House]].

==Notes==
*The in game description of items tells you how much clownosity they give in terms of %. 1 clownoisty is "25% Clowny". You simply need to have enough items that together you look 100% Clowny.
*Selecting "Let sleeping doors lie" does not cost an adventure.
**It also causes this adventure to not occur for 10 more turns, which can be spent in any combination of zones, not just [[The "Fun" House]].
***Running away from [[The Clownlord Beelzebozo|Beelzebozo]] will not banish this adventure from the zone like "Let sleeping doors lie" will.
*This adventure will not appear until you have spent 10 turns in the zone.
*Combat modifiers do not affect this adventure.
*Your total Clownosity is determined by adding up the individual Clownosity of each '''unique''' item (i.e, [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielding]] clown whips grants 2 Clownosity, not 4) currently being worn:
**Three Clownosity:
***{{InlineItem|polka-dot bow tie}}
**Two Clownosity:
***{{InlineItem|clown wig}}
***{{InlineItem|clown whip}}
***{{InlineItem|clownskin buckler}}
***{{InlineItem|clownskin belt}}
***{{InlineItem|clownskin harness}}
***{{InlineItem|balloon sword}}
**One Clownosity:
***{{InlineItem|balloon helmet}}
***{{InlineItem|foolscap fool's cap}}
***{{InlineItem|bloody clown pants}}
***{{InlineItem|clown shoes}}
***{{InlineItem|big red clown nose}}
**Zero Clownosity:
***{{InlineItem|acid-squirting flower}}
***{{InlineItem|clown hammer}}
***{{InlineItem|balloon shield}}
***{{InlineItem|big bass drum}}
***[[image:confused.gif]] Everything else

* One of the many ways to achieve the necessary 4 clownosity is to simply wear the 4 easily-obtained parts of the Terrifying Clown Suit outfit, without the polka-dot bow tie.

*Familiars which can equip clownosity items count towards total clownosity (eg [[Mad Hatrack]], [[Disembodied Hand]],  [[Fancypants Scarecrow]])

==References==
*"Let sleeping doors lie" is a play on the adage [http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/let+sleeping+dogs+lie.html "Let sleeping dogs lie."]