A Suspicious-Looking Guy

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A Suspicious-Looking Guy hangs out in the Typical Tavern in the Distant Woods. He's pushing something called "bottle of goofballs". The first one's free, but each successive hit will cost you 1,000 meat more than last time.


  • First visit each ascension:

Hey, man. You, uh, you wanna try some goofballs? First bottle's free, man.

Take some goofballs (for free!)

Here you go, man. If you get caught, you didn't get these from me, man.

Goofballs.gifYou acquire an item: bottle of goofballs
  • Subsequent visits:

Hey, man. You, uh, you wanna try some goofballs? Only X,000 Meat, man.

Buy some goofballs (X,000 Meat)

Here you go, man. If you get caught, you didn't get these from me, man.

Goofballs.gifYou acquire an item: bottle of goofballs

Hey man. You wanna... woah! That's one heckuva gloomy black mushroom you've got there. Those things are awe-- uh, I mean, those things are highly toxic and totally bad for you. Listen, you should let me take that off your hands. Lemme swap you this oily golden mushroom for it.

Yeah, all right

The suspicious-looking guy takes your gloomy black mushroom and smiles that unsettling little smile that makes you nervous. "Sweet, man. Here ya go."

Sleazeroom.gifYou acquire an item: oily golden mushroom
(Only one mushroom is traded at a time.)
No way, man

The suspicious-looking guy looks annoyed. He says, "Yeah, fine, whatever."

Use psychoanalytic jar on him

You open up the jar and look into the patient's eyes.

Analjar full.gifYou acquire an item: jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)

Notes

Suspicious.gif

Hey, man. You're, uh, you're looking kinda pale there, man. Here. Take these, man. They'll make everything all better.

Rglasses.gifYou acquire an item: rose-colored glasses
Susguy1.gif
  • In a Zombie Slayer run, the Suspicious-Looking Guy is unresponsive:
It looks like whatever the SLG was selling, it wasn't a cure for the zombie plague. You try to get his attention, but he seems to be off in his own little universe.
Probably just as well. There's no telling how those goofballs of his might react with your altered physiology.
  • Wearing a suspicious-looking fedora, does elicit a response.
    Hey, man. That's a sweet hat. You, uh, you wanna try some goofballs?
  • When trying to buy goofballs you cannot afford:
    You can't afford these, man.

References

  • This refers to a stereotype of drug dealers offering new users a free "sample" or "tester", hoping that the user will become addicted to the drug so that the dealer can start to charge ever-increasing amounts of money for the drugs.