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{{battle
|text=describe me, please
|hit=It hits.
|miss=It misses.
|critical=%oof% {{critical}} {{ouch|1}}
|fumble=%hahaha%
}}

Upon winning the fight:

<center>[bonus win text!]</center>
{{HP|amount=X}}
{{MP|amount=X}}
{{meat|amount=X}}

==Notes==
*Occurs when attempting to eat a [[glitch season reward name]] the first time each day.
*This monster gains X Attack, X Defense, and X HP based on the number of times [Implement] is used. If fought with 0 Implementations, it has 1 Attack, 0 Defense, and 1 HP.
*Rewards X HP, X MP, and X meat after combat. 
**Each instance of X is derived from the Implementation counter, multiplied by 5 multiplied per glitch season reward name currently in inventory, capped at ???.
*Immune to [[Insta-kill]]s.
*{{Uncopyable}}
*[[Free fights|Fight does not cost an adventure]].
*As of 2023/01/04, the base statgain of this monster is capped at 1,111 (equivalent to a 4,444 ML monster), regardless of how many glitches are owned. The bonus HP, MP, and meat are unaffected.

[[Category:Free Fights]]