Zombie zmobie

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Zombie zmobie
Monster ID 303
Locations The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later
Hit Points 11
Attack 20
Defense 18
Initiative 60
Meat None
Phylum undead
Elements spooky
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
cranberries, loose teeth, zombie pineal gland
Manuel Entry
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zombie zmobie You're fighting a zombie zmobie

This is a zmobie who got sick and died again, then came back to life again as a zombie. That makes sense, right?

Hit Message(s):

It bludgeons you with one rotting arm. You probably should have disarmed it earlier. Ouch! Oof! Ow! Ouch!

It shambles over and gnaws on your brrraiiins, as well as your brrriiiaaans. You didn't even know you had brrriiaaans. Ouch! Ow! Eek! Argh!

It suddenly breaks into an elaborately choreographed dance, catching you upside the head with one foot. Argh! Ouch! Ugh! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

It breaks into an elaborate dance sequence and manages to break its own neck.

It shambles over to gnaw on your brrraaains, but you dodge and make a shambles of its plans.

It starts to bludgeon you with one arm, but you disarm it. Now you just need to defeat it.

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 29-43 Meat (average: 36, stdev: 3.24)*
Cran.gifYou acquire an item: cranberries (? chance)*
Looseteeth.gifYou acquire an item: loose teeth (? chance)*
Pineal.gifYou acquire an item: zombie pineal gland (? chance)*
You gain 4 <substat>.

Occurred at The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later.


  • The disarm and defeat message are puns referring to removing arms and feet.
  • One hit and one miss message make reference to the dancing zombies in Michael Jackson's video Thriller.