|Locations||The Family Plot, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)|
|Monster Parts||head, leg, torso, tail, wing|
This duck, which formerly only craved grains, has now developed a craving for brains. And at this particular moment, the brains it seems to crave the most are the ones inside that skull of yours.
It starts to eat your eyes. Man, now that's just unreasonable. Oof! Ouch! Argh! Ooh! Oof! Oof! (spooky damage)
It shuffles toward you, quacking in an unsettling and spooky way. Ouch! Ooh! Ow! Ow! Eek! Eek! Oof! (spooky damage)
It cracks open your brainpan and gnaws on your brains. You forget what pie smells like. Argh! Argh! Ugh! Eek! Ouch! Ugh! Ouch! Oof!
It does a highly-choreographed dance, which is so unsettling it makes a thrill run up your spine. Your body starts to shiver -- no mere mortal can resist the evil of the thriller. Argh! Argh! Ow! Ouch! Eek! Ow!
It tries to crack open your brainpan, but you're too thick-headed.
It shuffles toward you, but you shuffle backward.
It gets distracted by a nearby pile of grain and forgets to attack. Stupid zombie duck.
It tries to eat your eyes, but you point out that would be unreasonable.
It lurches toward you, then gets distracted by someone sitting in the nearby tool shed playing video games. It waddles off to join in. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 120-180 Meat (average: 150, stdev: 12.65)*|
|You acquire an item: frightful feather (9.6% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: duct tape (4.9% chance)*|
|You gain 42-44 <substat>.|
- The part about eating your eyes and being unreasonable comes from Jonathan Coulton's zombie-themed song Re: Your Brains.
- "It says something that sounds like 'Rast!'" is from the novel Cell by Stephen King.
- The critical hit message about a highly-choreographed dance is a reference to the video for the Michael Jackson song "Thriller."
- The fumble message is a reference to the movie Shaun of the Dead, where Nick Frost's zombified character is kept alive playing video games in the shed