Zombie chef
| Zombie chef | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 378 |
| Locations | The Haunted Kitchen |
| Hit Points | 20 |
| Attack | 22 |
| Defense | 19 |
| No-Hit | 15 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 6-8 |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Manuel | zombie hollandaise |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a zombie chefI know what you're thinking: "Zombie chef, eh? I bet he only knows how to cook brains." Well, Mr. or Ms. Smartypants, I'll have you know that this particular zombie chef was awarded the Diplôme de Cuisine from Le Cordon Bleu Academie of Loathing, and he is a master of all manner of gourmet delicacies. The fact that everything he serves is brains is a complete coincidence.
Hit Message(s):
He gives your <groin> a gouda scrape with a cheese grater. Edam it! Eek! Ugh!
He cooks you up a large helping of brutality, with a side-order of pain. And a parsley garnish. Ow! Argh!
He tries to attack you with a cheese grater, but you stun him with a terrible pun about gorgonzola.
He starts to serve you up with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti, but you point out how totally overused that reference is. He gets a little miffed. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 6-8 Meat (average: 7, stdev: 0.71)* |
 | You acquire an item: bottle of cooking sherry (30.5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: chef's hat (5.2% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: fricasseed brains (20.1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: stale baguette (30.8% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: zombie hollandaise (10% chance)* |
| You gain 1 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Haunted Kitchen.
References
- In the film The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal Lecter mentions that he once ate the liver of a census taker "with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
