|This content has been retired and is no longer available in game.|
|Locations||Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
This is a l4mz0r n00b who has been turned into a zombie. Or maybe a z0mb!3. It hasn't been a zombie very long and keeps asking stupid questions, like "am I supposed to eat this guy's brains, or tear out his intestines?" and "am I supposed to shamble around slowly or run around like a demon?"
He goes all "Super Brrrraaaaaiiiyan" on you and gnaws on your skull. Ow! Ow! Eek! Ow! Argh!
He somehow manages to execute a Mega Brain Bite with a Half Twist. Beginner's luck. Argh! Eek! Ow! Oof! Oof!
He omfgwtbrrraaaiiins you in the <arse>. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Eek!
He tries to go all "Super Brrraaaiiyan" on you, but it's more like Supersize Fries.
He tries to execute a Mega Brain Bite with a Half Twist, but has to stop to read the Zombie Instruction Manual.
He tries to omfgwtbrrraaaiins you, but you lol and dta.
|You gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)*|
|You acquire an item: 33398 scroll (? chance)*|
|You acquire an item: draggin' ball hat (? chance)*|
|You acquire an item: zombie pineal gland (? chance)*|
|You gain 16 <substat>.|
Occurred at Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later.
- "Super Brrrraaaaaiiiyan" is a play on "Super Saiyan", from the anime/manga Dragon Ball Z.
- The description may be referring to Urban Dead, a browser based game set in a zombie infected town. New players are often killed and turned into zombies.
- The description may also be referring to George Romero's Dawn of the Dead and remake. The former featured slow, shambling zombies, whereas they were considerably faster in the revised version.
- 'dta' means 'dodge the attack'.