Zombie N00b

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Zombie N00b
Monster ID 309
Locations Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later
Hit Points 69
Attack 79
Defense 71
Initiative 70
Meat 24-36
Phylum undead
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
33398 scroll, draggin' ball hat, zombie pineal gland
Manuel Entry
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Zombie N00b You're fighting a Zombie N00b

This is a l4mz0r n00b who has been turned into a zombie. Or maybe a z0mb!3. It hasn't been a zombie very long and keeps asking stupid questions, like "am I supposed to eat this guy's brains, or tear out his intestines?" and "am I supposed to shamble around slowly or run around like a demon?"

Hit Message(s):

He goes all "Super Brrrraaaaaiiiyan" on you and gnaws on your skull. Ow! Ow! Eek! Ow! Argh!

He somehow manages to execute a Mega Brain Bite with a Half Twist. Beginner's luck. Argh! Eek! Ow! Oof! Oof!

He omfgwtbrrraaaiiins you in the <arse>. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to go all "Super Brrraaaiiyan" on you, but it's more like Supersize Fries.

He tries to execute a Mega Brain Bite with a Half Twist, but has to stop to read the Zombie Instruction Manual.

He tries to omfgwtbrrraaaiins you, but you lol and dta.

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)*
Scroll2.gifYou acquire an item: 33398 scroll (? chance)*
Ballhat.gifYou acquire an item: draggin' ball hat (? chance)*
Pineal.gifYou acquire an item: zombie pineal gland (? chance)*
You gain 16 <substat>.

Occurred at Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later.


  • "Super Brrrraaaaaiiiyan" is a play on "Super Saiyan", from the anime/manga Dragon Ball Z.
  • The description may be referring to Urban Dead, a browser based game set in a zombie infected town. New players are often killed and turned into zombies.
  • The description may also be referring to George Romero's Dawn of the Dead and remake. The former featured slow, shambling zombies, whereas they were considerably faster in the revised version.
  • 'dta' means 'dodge the attack'.