Zombie N00b
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| Zombie N00b | |
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| Monster ID | 309 |
| Locations | Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later |
| Hit Points | 69 |
| Attack | 79 |
| Defense | 71 |
| Initiative | 70 |
| Meat | 24-36 |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting a Zombie N00bThis is a l4mz0r n00b who has been turned into a zombie. Or maybe a z0mb!3. It hasn't been a zombie very long and keeps asking stupid questions, like "am I supposed to eat this guy's brains, or tear out his intestines?" and "am I supposed to shamble around slowly or run around like a demon?"
Hit Message(s):
He goes all "Super Brrrraaaaaiiiyan" on you and gnaws on your skull. Ooh! Eek! Argh! Ooh! Ouch!
He somehow manages to execute a Mega Brain Bite with a Half Twist. Beginner's luck. Eek! Eek! Argh! Eek! Ow!
He omfgwtbrrraaaiiins you in the <shoulder>. Ooh! Ow! Ouch! Oof!
He tries to go all "Super Brrraaaiiyan" on you, but it's more like Supersize Fries.
He tries to execute a Mega Brain Bite with a Half Twist, but has to stop to read the Zombie Instruction Manual.
He tries to omfgwtbrrraaaiins you, but you lol and dta.
 | You gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)* |
 | You acquire an item: 33398 scroll (? chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: draggin' ball hat (? chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: zombie pineal gland (? chance)* |
| You gain 16 <substat>. |
Occurred at Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later.
References
- "Super Brrrraaaaaiiiyan" is a play on "Super Saiyan", from the anime/manga Dragon Ball Z.
- The description may be referring to Urban Dead, a browser based game set in a zombie infected town. New players are often killed and turned into zombies.
- The description may also be referring to George Romero's Dawn of the Dead and remake. The former featured slow, shambling zombies, whereas they were considerably faster in the revised version.
- 'dta' means 'dodge the attack'.
