Zombie Gnollish crossdresser

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Zombie Gnollish crossdresser
Monster ID 301
Locations Market Square, 28 Days Later
Hit Points 5
Attack 11
Defense 9
Initiative 60
Meat 18-26
Phylum humanoid
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops
frilly skirt, frilly shirt, gnoll teeth, maiden wig, zombie pineal gland
Manuel Entry
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zombie Gnollish crossdresser You're fighting a zombie Gnollish crossdresser

This is the undead, reanimated corpse of a gnollish crossdresser. It's no less frightening and disturbing than your average zombie, but it's definitely better-dressed. Also, the unhealthy yellow tinge of rotting flesh really brings out the color of its eyes.

Hit Message(s):

It gnaws on your skull and eats your tasty brrraaaains. You forget, among other things, what eight is for. Eek! Ouch! Ow!

It swings a zombie feather boa at you and smacks you in the ankle. Just kidding. I mean, about it being a zombie boa. It really did smack you. Ugh! Ugh! Ow!

It smacks you in the skull, trying to get at your brrraaiins. Your skull doesn't split, but your headache sure is splitting. Ow! Argh! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

It swings a feather boa at you, but doesn't have the strength to really make it snap.

It suddenly breaks into an intricately choreographed dance. You're not hurt, but a little thrilled.

It starts to gnaw on your skull, but you say its shoes don't match its dress and it runs away, sobbing.


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 18-26 Meat (average: 22, stdev: 2)*
Frillshirt.gifYou acquire an item: frilly shirt (? chance)*
Skirt.gifYou acquire an item: frilly skirt (? chance)*
Teeth.gifYou acquire an item: gnoll teeth (? chance)*
Maidwig.gifYou acquire an item: maiden wig (? chance)*
Pineal.gifYou acquire an item: zombie pineal gland (? chance)*
You gain 2 <substat>.

Occurred at Market Square, 28 Days Later.

References

  • One of the miss messages references the dancing zombies in the Michael Jackson video Thriller.
  • One of the attack messages is a reference to the line "I forget what eight was for" from the Violent Femmes' song "Kiss Off".