Your Minstrel Clamps

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Your Minstrel Clamps
Your Minstrel Clamps

Clancy catches a look at your map and clamps his trotter down tightly on your arm. "Brave, handsome, sexy Boris -- I mean, <playername>, does that say thou hast access to a mine? It looks to be so, but in the days of yore 'knob shaft' had a somewhat different meaning."

"It is indeed a mine, fair Clancy," you say, "but why does that excite you so?"

"Ah, forsooth, if we go there, I may anon learn a miner chord!" he says, chuckling. "What think thee of my jest? Should the minstrel thing fall through, I had always dreamt of amusing with my jests."

"Keep dreaming, good Clancy," you say.

Go Down the Old Mine


"Say," Clancy says, as you head toward the mine, "dost thou suppose the goblins who toil in that mine can drink in their local inebriatorium? Or do they not serve --"

"Good Clancy," you say, "Shut your face or I'll cut it off."

"See, thou'rt sounding more akin to Boris every passing minute!"


Occurs when prompted by Clancy.