Your Minstrel Camps
Clancy looks excitedly at your map. "Sweet, kind, oaken-buttocked --"
"Good Clancy, I think we can dismiss with the sucking up, okay?" you say.
"As thou wilt, <playername>," Clancy says, looking a little uneasy. "But I see thou hast found the location of the Icy Peak! How wouldst thou feel about a little Alpine camping?"
"My definition of "camping" usually involves sitting near a spawn point with a rifle," you say, then wave your hand at Clancy's baffled expression. "Never mind. Why are you so keen to go up there?"
"In the age of Boris, there was a fearful animal named the Knott Yeti," Clancy says. "It was said that any musician who heard its mating call would gain a deep mastery of the art of the love song."
"Yup, there's nothing more romantic than a 500-lb nasty-smelling beast with razor-sharp teeth," you say. "Let's go!"
"Um, on second thought, dear wonderful sweet <playername>, mayhap we ought . . ."
"I said let's go, Porkins!"
| To the Peak! |
"Good <playername>, wither didst thou call me a swine-based epithet?" Clancy asks, reaching toward his nose. You quickly clasp his hand.
"Oh, no reason. Sorry, fair Clancy. Let's go."
Occurs when prompted by Clancy.
References
- Camping can have quite a different meaning in an electronic game context – assuming you know what real-world camping is.
